Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to be as unexpected as the Spanish Inqusition, and you know, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition  

[missskylersan]

you have the power to see death before it comes.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to argue, but only when you're being paid to do so.  

[missskylersan]

you have the power to to change any phical appearance of your body using your mind!  

[Azirae]

An "awesome and holy" power anyone and everyone would love to have is now yours. You are now known as the 'Moses of Highways', for you can part cars, motorcycles and bikes ahead of you whenever and wherever you please by simply clapping your hands and slowly parting them.
This is a great and terrible power. Use it wisely. Do not fall into the darkness and use it for evil, causing wrecks, major road rage, and an easy getaway for criminals.
It is all in your hands now.  

[TillxGone]

{ You have the power to have your voice heard by a lot of people. }

 

[Garynook]

You have the power to get me some waffles! now go forth and feed me. domokun  

[TillxGone]

{ You have the power to get your own waffles. }

 

[Skizlersan]

You have the power of metal...  

[TillxGone]

{ You have Waffle Vision. }

 

[Garynook]

I give you laser eyes, too bad they make you allergic for waffles.  

[TillxGone]

{ I give you the power to walk on liquids!
Now, you can walk over a maple syrup lake. :'D }

 

[missskylersan]

You have the power to eat poision, and live. at the cost of not being able to eat muffins crying what a horrible trade crying crying crying crying  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to make anyone colorful.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

You have the power to summon giant monkeys