Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Living Ink]

hooves in bed... need I say more?  

[axeltheflame]

the thong is a lie!!!!! its just a blackhole!!  

[monkeybite]

axeltheflame

the thong is a lie!!!!! its just a blackhole!!

tf lol  

[monkeybite]

he slept with my mom  

[axeltheflame]

i actually slept with her mom and grandma but she was to blind to see her grama under the covers  

[oOSnowflakeOo]

difference in species  

[axeltheflame]

it wouldnt have worked from the start....lets just sat she met her type at a bar called the dog house...  

[axeltheflame]

Because i couldn't stand living with my self i was too annoying
xd xd xd xd xd xd  

[Sally_Pants]

He had a "thing" for fire
I had to get out for me and our (now bald) kids safety.  

[The Name of the Rose]

The strange reptilian creature always came to bed with us.  

[axeltheflame]

she wanted me to commit  

[Earth Sensei]

I'm not gay  

[axeltheflame]

he wanted me to become gay because he was a closet case  

[The Seasick Sailor]

Because he said he loved me, but then left when I became pregnant. Yes... I'm a pregnant man. It happens. neutral  

[axeltheflame]

he took to many estrogen pills he started to grow bewbs