The Wishing Game

[zidane - Jace Herondale]

granted..but then you nightmares also became reality and an Evil Sock Monster Ate you alive!

I wish I was more confident  

[Le Scratch]

Granted, but now you're too confident and have to live in a nudist colony.

I wish organizing was less boring.  

[Gordums]

Granted, now organizing is extremely painful like needles stabbed into your spine.

I wish the sun didn't kill tje grass

 

[Le Scratch]

Granted; now the sun kills you instead.

I wish I could get to bed before three each night.  

[Gordums]

Granted
You are teleported to your bed every night at 2:59am but are never able to fall asleep.

I wish my orange was already peeled

 

[Emerald Zombie]

Granted...but the person that peeled it ate it too.

I wish I owned a house.  

[Gordums]

granted, but it burns down and now you have to pay the mortgage payments and insurance goes through the roof! so long to your credit rating cool

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule

 

[CheizLord]

das-RoRo

Gordums

granted, but it burns down and now you have to pay the mortgage payments and insurance goes through the roof! so long to your credit rating cool

I wish I had a normal sleeping schedule

granted, but you'll have insomnia your whole life.

i wish i had a job

granted but you'll be fired for sleeping in

I wish I could date the girl Im in like with  

[Harmony8910]

Quote:

granted but you'll be fired for sleeping in

I wish I could date the girl Im in like with

Granted, but you find out she doesn't wash her hands.

I wish I had someone to speak to.  

[Tristin Lee]

Harmony8910

Granted, but then you realize they only want to speak about Lint.

I wish I could meet Johnny Depp...

 

[misslydia1020]

granted, but he does some really bad drugs, cuts off both of your legs, steals all of your clothes, and kidnapps every member of your family

I wish I was all knowing  

[Obsidian Deathwish]

misslydia1020

Granted! But you end up learning everything you NEVER wanted to know...

I wish that I had some Budweiser right now...  

[Galluxee]

Obsidian Deathwish

misslydia1020

Granted! But you end up learning everything you NEVER wanted to know...

I wish that I had some Budweiser right now...

Granted! But the beer was stale.

I wish that people were accepting  

[Bits Of Silver]

Galluxee

Obsidian Deathwish

misslydia1020

Granted! But you end up learning everything you NEVER wanted to know...

I wish that I had some Budweiser right now...

Granted! But the beer was stale.

I wish that people were accepting

Wish Granted!

First with surprise, then with no small amount of confusion, followed by a bit of joy you begin to notice people who have acquired a little of your own personal style. At first simple, like hair style here, shoes there, but as the days pass into weeks you begin to feel like you are surrounded by mirrors as the style of YOU becomes the accepted norm. Following rapidly the new accepted normal way to look, was the new accepted way to think. Eventually you lose your mind because you cant remember who is the real you, and who is not.


I wish Willie Wonka would give me a golden ticket for his factory tour.