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 Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:15 am
Granted. You now have a third degree burn in that terrible place.
I wish I wasn't covered in mosquito bites.
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:18 pm
I already have a third degree burn. D: BUT NOT IN THAT AREA OH GOD.
WISH GRANTED, you're covered in wasp stings.
I wish I wasn't lazy to go make me something to eat. :<
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:59 am
Granted, but there's nothing but dog food in the house.
I wish I was allowed to walk around in my underwear.
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Posted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:12 pm
Granted, but you live with 20 65 year old *****. PLEASE DON'T DO IT. D:
I wish my room was clean.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:40 pm
Granted. Your room is now completely devoid of all your possessions.
I wish I finally had some money in my account.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 12:47 pm
Granted, you now have a million monopoly dollars.
I wish I had a car.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 1:06 pm
Granted, you now have an RC Racer.
I wish I had a camera for to animate with. o3o
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 9:32 am
Granted, but it needs batteries that don't exist.
I wish I had the money to pay my mechanic.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 9:42 am
Granted, but your mechanic wants sloppy oil sex in your trunk instead anyways.
I wish for infinite cosmic power.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:20 pm
Granted, but the power is too much and you die after 5 seconds of having it.
I wish no one ever had to blink.
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:51 pm
Granted. We are now a species of subterranean mole-people because our eyes could not be hydrated and we've all gone blind. Thanks a lot.
I wish my crappy old car would be fixed so I could pass inspection.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:16 pm
Zelkiiro Granted. We are now a species of subterranean mole-people because our eyes could not be hydrated and we've all gone blind. Thanks a lot. I wish my crappy old car would be fixed so I could pass inspection. Granted, but it still makes loud and awful noises all the time and the mechanics can't figure out where it's coming from. I wish I wasn't so self-conscious about my writing.
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:26 pm
Zelkiiro Granted. We are now a species of subterranean mole-people because our eyes could not be hydrated and we've all gone blind. Thanks a lot. klemp: Granted, now you're a douche bag and a terrible writer, but still insist on showing every one and criticizing everything. I wish Casio would stop snoring so loudly.
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Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2010 10:54 pm
granted, instead he sleep walks and humps your leg in his sleep.
Wish I was a better artist.
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Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:45 pm
Granted; you can now draw things in almost lifelike detail, but can only draw really horrifying things (murders, monsters, etc) that you see vividly in your head all the time.
I wish I had more time to do all the things I like.
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