Destroy a Wish Foundation

[LOL shutterBUG]

Granted. You now have a third degree burn in that terrible place.

I wish I wasn't covered in mosquito bites.  

[Athigail]

I already have a third degree burn. D: BUT NOT IN THAT AREA OH GOD.

WISH GRANTED, you're covered in wasp stings.

I wish I wasn't lazy to go make me something to eat. :<  

[LOL shutterBUG]

Granted, but there's nothing but dog food in the house.

I wish I was allowed to walk around in my underwear.  

[Athigail]

Granted, but you live with 20 65 year old *****. PLEASE DON'T DO IT. D:

I wish my room was clean.  

[Zelkiiro]

Granted. Your room is now completely devoid of all your possessions.

I wish I finally had some money in my account.  

[Potsy]

Granted, you now have a million monopoly dollars.


I wish I had a car.  

[Narcoleptic Tree Nut]

Granted, you now have an RC Racer.

I wish I had a camera for to animate with. o3o  

[LOL shutterBUG]

Granted, but it needs batteries that don't exist.

I wish I had the money to pay my mechanic.  

[Felin Greenleaf]

Granted, but your mechanic wants sloppy oil sex in your trunk instead anyways.

I wish for infinite cosmic power.  

[breedney]

Granted, but the power is too much and you die after 5 seconds of having it.

I wish no one ever had to blink.  

[Zelkiiro]

Granted. We are now a species of subterranean mole-people because our eyes could not be hydrated and we've all gone blind. Thanks a lot.

I wish my crappy old car would be fixed so I could pass inspection.  

[Klempky]

Zelkiiro

Granted. We are now a species of subterranean mole-people because our eyes could not be hydrated and we've all gone blind. Thanks a lot.

I wish my crappy old car would be fixed so I could pass inspection.

Granted, but it still makes loud and awful noises all the time and the mechanics can't figure out where it's coming from.

I wish I wasn't so self-conscious about my writing.  

[breedney]

Zelkiiro

Granted. We are now a species of subterranean mole-people because our eyes could not be hydrated and we've all gone blind. Thanks a lot.

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klemp:
Granted, now you're a douche bag and a terrible writer, but still insist on showing every one and criticizing everything.

I wish Casio would stop snoring so loudly.  

[Athigail]

granted, instead he sleep walks and humps your leg in his sleep.

Wish I was a better artist.  

[Klempky]

Granted; you can now draw things in almost lifelike detail, but can only draw really horrifying things (murders, monsters, etc) that you see vividly in your head all the time.

I wish I had more time to do all the things I like.