KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Faerie Bumps! ... Oh, sorry. Wrong thread. lol 4laugh  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Growls at the bunny that hopped into the wrong thread [[just RPing a meany ^_^]]  

[KommandoKat]

Grabbing all Booty Ever In this Thread It Dies a Pirates Death Yeah Thats it !!!  

[Suede_Shoes]

Ninja drop in unexpectedly, like they should, and assassinate all the pirates. While they're at it, they kill the thread as well. All of this takes place in an instant; no one ever notices them.  

[KommandoKat]

Not On Purpose "Giggles" BBBUUUURRRRPPPPSSSSSSSS All Garlic everyone falls Over" and thread Dies From Good Taste LOL  

[Suede_Shoes]

Pshhhh, I like garlic. So, who's complaining?  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Enters the smelly thread and materializes a gass mask. He puts the mask on and lights a match. Nothing happens in the air. Well, that just cancels out gass.

He then observes a shurikin sticking out of the thread. Amateurs, after some of the things this thread has been through, ninjas, garlic and pirates?, aren't going to cut it. They're gonna have to try better than that.  

[Suede_Shoes]

hey, the less dramatic the death, the more people will be disinterested(if only slightly, I believe).  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Gilda Geezer

*Injects thread with massive doses of Valium* Ok lads and lasses, this thread has been diagnosed with a fast growing cancerous growth. However, the tumor is benign, not malignant. Simply put, it may be painful but it ain't gonna kill it.

In other news, there are some psychologists who have expressed interest in studying this thread. Something about differences and similarities of Sadism vs. Masochism and how the two are linked... Your continued posting is much appreciated... pirate

*Briskly leaves the thread and returns with videos of Shari Lewis & Lambchop to put in the VCR/DVD player Psyzapp has so thoughtfully provided.* Can someone please turn on this thing to the Tele-Evangelists channel once this video is over, thread needs some hard-core bible-thumpers to keep it company... wink

I think you missed the post about how this thread doesnt look like its going to actually die. The MOD changed the contest to the most creative kills.  

[bandaidd]

She did? Of all the nerve. Without even asking me. Now I'm super Chrissed-off.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

She could have just been saying it. I dont know. I didnt mean to cause drama...  

[bandaidd]

*freaks out*  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Enters the thread dragging a large encylopedia. He stops at the center of the room and takes a huge weed wacker and starts shredding the unusually stiff pages.
The pages start to fly as he starts shredding them. They are stiff and start cutting up the thread. He does this till the encylopedia is no more and the thread is bleeding ink and electrons, or whatever a thread would bleed.

He leaves for a moment and returns with a large container with an implosive device in the center of the liquid inside. On the side is a label the reads

Isyprol Alcohol

The bomb inside explodes an instant after Shadow leaves, spraying alcohol all over the billions of papercuts. One has to try and imagine how painful that must be.

Death will come later, when Shadow wishes it.  

[Psyzapp]

YOU GO BANDAIDD!
Give that Gilda a piece of your mind for changing your thread or better yet GIVE HER A SHOT IN THE CABANA BOY THREAT! *insert evil grin here* twisted  

[shadow_dragon_13]

I could take care of that ^_^