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 Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:47 pm
Granted, but you sleep so deeply you become comatose.
I wish my dad would shut up and stop asking stupid questions over and over. burning_eyes
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:37 pm
granted but someone else starts asking stupid questions all the time
I wish I was an only child
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 9:39 pm
Granted but then you are the only child EVER and you have to take care of the old people forever
I wish I didn't have glue on my nails
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:25 pm
Granted, but that's because they disappear, thus leaving the nail bed exposed and oh god is that painful. Seriously, even a breeze is like omgwtfbbq.
I wish I had a nobel prize winning discovery.
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:46 pm
granted, but you discovery is over shadowed by it's aftermath.
I wish I could be famous.
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:03 pm
granted, but you get a stalker who eventually kills you
I wish my friends were happy
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:31 pm
They are, but they achieve it by disassociating with you.
I wish I had more confidence around attractive people
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:20 am
Granted, but you become too confident
I wish I didn't have to go to my therapist appointment
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 3:38 pm
Granted, but now you have a giant elephant who constantly discusses his political views in an overtly loud voice.
I wish I had some Mexican food.
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:54 pm
Granted, but now you're eating it in the middle of a mexican Mafia. XD
I wish for Daryl....
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:02 pm
granted but it gets stolen.
i wish i had more true friends both online and in real life.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:48 pm
Granted, but they will NEVER leave you alone. And you have a polar bear for a Pa. He sings Coldplay in a very loud, off-key voice, too.
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I wish I had some blueberry muffins.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:58 pm
granted but they eat you.
i wish i had a new video game.
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:00 pm
granted but your game system bleows up
i wish i wasn't sick
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:10 pm
granted but you get addicted to the drugs that make you well.
i wish i was nicer to some people.
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