Divorced Above Because...

[Lil Brat]

Divorced Faerie KatrinaZ for always looking cute.  

[Wretched Soul]

^ Divorced Lil for attempting to crack the whip.  

[Nei1]

Divorced you because I can't stand all the blood loss from the scratches.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Nei1 for not paying our taxes.  

[Nei1]

Divorces Tensai Showa Hayata for not contributing and leaving all on my shoulders.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Nei1

Divorces Tensai Showa Hayata for not contributing and leaving all on my shoulders.

I did contribute to the family funds, but I find all that math to be incredibly boring and I have a child's attention span. >.<  

[Nei1]

Divorces Tensai Showa Hayata for failing math class.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Nei1 for thinking I failed math classes... math and writing are among my specialties. It's just that actually writing with a pen or pencil as opposed to a computer keyboard is very boring.  

[Lil Brat]

Divorced Showa for getting bored easily  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Lil Brat for having a problem with a symptom of my learning disability. Not like I can help it. scream  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Divorced Showa for playing the disability card too many times.  

[Nei1]

Divorces TES because he is loosing playing cards.  

[Denboop]

Divorced Nei1 for being androgynous. Why did I marry something that confusing?  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

I'd like to say I divorced Denboop, but he died when his head exploded making me a widow. crying  

[Denboop]

Divorced TSH for running out of the hospital screaming, "MY HUSBAND IS DEAD! HOW WILL I EVER PAY OUR MORTGAGE?!?!?" at the top of her lungs and leaving me with the hospital bill and no insurance card.