Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She is Manipulative. I kinda like that.  

[BornToPlease]

He hunted me down and forced me to, but I liked it.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

after a divorce from idk... SHE hunted ME down and forced me to marry her... Talk about a switcheroo.  

[BornToPlease]

We were never married, it was all a joke
so yeah  

[Chaton Atomique]

Because she comes in several flavor likes cherry, apple and pancakes.  

[Pure 3picness]

cause she was the only wife I had that didnt marry me for my penguin  

[AngelLovePM]

I can't resist a guy who loves pets.  

[Pure 3picness]

Cause I cant resist a girl who cant resist me  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

He gave me chocolates instead of bullets to shoot him  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

Why not? (i bet thats not been done a thousand times XD)  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

He's the only person who said why not lol  

[Lady_Conspiracy]

her fairy threatened to beat up my butterflies if i said no.  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

she let me play with her butterflies  

[Kakashi Yoshio]

I like her style XD  

[Niko Narshe]

he had a eye patch