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 Posted: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:36 pm
Vacationing in the Bermuda Triangle and disappearing forever
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:35 am
Weather man says the heat will give you awful heat stroke.
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:56 am
Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like 
{{x-rays chop you to pieces?}}
Because the one you like will leave you for the one they love
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:27 am
Yanking your tongue out.
(Ouch...)
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Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:17 pm
Apple fell on your head causing a subderal hematoma
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:19 pm
burning in a forest fire O: dun dun dun!
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:58 pm
Cat scratching you to death
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:08 pm
Dog ripping out your jugular...
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:29 pm
Elastic bands hit you in the heart until it stops beating.
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:40 pm
Falcons lift you over a waterfall 300 feet high and then let go
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:13 pm
Efls killed you with your presents.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:14 pm
Groom yourself with a chainsaw.
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Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2011 6:37 pm
horses stampede and you cover your baby in an attampt to prevent him/her from being trampled
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