Person Below You/True Or False

[Tanyarbles]

False.

The person below me wants to be touched by a strange and exotic person.  

[Morde]

redface Maybe.

The person below me thinks Sarah Palin is a MILF.

 

[Sonnenblume]

AUGH, ERRONEOUS.

The person below me is currently in love with someone, the someone does not love them back.  

[Narcoleptic Tree Nut]

Truer than a.... something that's really true. ._.

The person below me has given a high-five they later regretted.  

[Zelkiiro]

When have I given a high-five I didn't regret?

Person below me enjoys having their feet touched.  

[Neuneu]

Ohh yes.

Person below me gets compliments on their p***s size.  

[Narcoleptic Tree Nut]

Yup.

wut ._.

Person below me wishes they could be friends with a polar bear.  

[Klempky]

Honestly I'd like to be friends with any bear. Preferably multiple.

Person below me really wants to play Animal Crossing.  

[B i n a R a b b i t]

False. I wanna play Minecraft. heart

Person below me is craving pie. 3nodding  

[Liquid Sunshine_XO]

I love pie, but I have to say false because I'm not particularly craving it at the moment. whee

The person below me is a virgin.

 

[Dyer Maker]

True... ehehehe sweatdrop Yeah no one is believing that, are they?

The person below me made sweet, sweet love to a manatee.  

[Narcoleptic Tree Nut]

Twice.

The person below me made bitter, violent love to a manatee.  

[Tanyarbles]

False.
The person below will STAY GOLDEN, PONYBOY.  

[Liquid Sunshine_XO]

I think? xD

The person below me has never beaten a video game all the way through.

 

[Lil Fiya Mama]

True.

Person below me touches them self hourly.