Corrupt A Wish

[JestersRose]

whilst listening to a song on your mp3 the head phones blow up causing deafness in both ears, they spark and you get caught on fire..you die
i wish i had all the death note episodes...*long live L*  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

Mr. Death note comes and kills you


I wish that there were infitity episodes of all the shows i watch  

[DeletedUsername]

You watch them and do not eat or sleep.

I wish more people would join my sexy super awesome chocolate fudge covered giveaway guild!  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

The moderaters perma ban you cause your guild was too popular


I wish for even more mega wishes with no difficulties.  

[Tcat Ninja]

CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSES YOU IN THE FACE FOR CHEEP WISH!!!!!!

I wish I had a Dark Star!  

[The Spectacular Mattachew]

Too bad, it's mine.
I wish I had super strength!  

[reality is too cruel]

While trying to prove it to someone you fall off a roof and die... Long live death...

I wish I had all the best yaoi and yuri.  

[Narcissistic Rabbit]

while hidden away in your room reading doujinshis/mangas your computer shuts down and goes on strike because of all the Shota you read... gonk ow

I wish batman was real!  

[This is Sae]

The Joker becomes real too and kills him.

I wish I had more evolving items. crying

 

[[ Onnuri ]]

You get a loan to buy more evolving items, but you buy so many that you cannot pay them back. Then you go missing after meeting up with them.

I wish I was taller. surprised

 

[Edphonse Elric]

People think you are godzilla and kill you with atomic bombs


I wish that this iceland (here) was real and I would meet him.  

[Edphonse Elric]

People think you are godzilla and kill you with atomic bombs


I wish that this iceland (here) was real and I would meet him.  

[Im_Bull3t_Proof]

Your wish is expired in 1 second


I wish that I hit the lottery!  

[Rekoj Dekciw]

BarneyStillPwnsU

Your wish is expired in 1 second


I wish that I hit the lottery!

You get a winning lottery ticket and then find out that it wasn't valid.

I wish I could have every book that I wanted.

 

[[ Onnuri ]]

Of course, with a wish that grand, many books are acquired. You stress your brain too much with the longing for knowledge & implode. surprised

I wish that I could find a job.