The "If...Then..." Game

[Valiant Fenris]

Then It would rip apart space and time

If everyone was a man...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

We'd all be gay and no one could have kids.


If someone stole all your shoes...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd immediately know who that someone is and catch him and turn that turtle into turtle soup!! stressed

If you were friends with an angel...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Inigo and Lolly would get jealous.


If Satan took one look at me...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...He'd kick you out of hell for trying to assault his mistresses.... err.... property

If everyone just LURKED in forums...  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

... they'd run out of stuff to read pretty quick.

If everyone would admit they still LOVE pokemon...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... The world would be a MUCH happier place

If the world ran out of happiness...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The emos would take over.


If you ate 15 bowls of baked beans...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... I probably had a social death wish lol

If I tried to run you over with someone else's pick up truck...  

[Tifa_Rokkuhatot_tifa]

...whose pickup truck it was. emotion_yatta

If you gave a mouse a cookie.... emotion_yatta  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

It would start a revolution against you to conquer your cookie jar.


If I hooked you up to a tickle torture machine...  

[Tifa_Rokkuhatot_tifa]

...Torture? It's like a personal massage that just so happens to make me laugh as well! emotion_yatta

If I fed you vanilla gummy worms....  

[spartan309]

...I'd probably get sick. gonk

If Pokemon were real...  

[Tifa_Rokkuhatot_tifa]

...I would be the Pokemon MASTER! emotion_yatta

If you were a girl for one day..  

[Rsnbl Faith]

I'd relinquish all my curiosities. I'm a rather curious person and have often wondered what it would feel like to be a girl o.o....

If you were a guy for one day (if you already are, then as Tifa said, if you were a girl for one day?