Welcome to the New Extreme [Ready to start taking Trolls]

[Mad Haru]

>Communicate with your friend.

TB: Well, my revolver just turned into a key. And for some reason, I'm hearing a voice in my head.  

[omgIisonfiyah]

AA: Anything useful?
AA: Or is it like your little brother trying to tell you how to play Call of Duty?

You ask this as you snap an imp in two, and by snap, you mean slice, and by that, you mean that you took an awesome digital laser sword, swung it around a little, and happened to cut the little f*cker who hit your balls in half.

AA: But that Gun to Key thing is interesting.
AA: Any idea on how it's gonna work? :/

>>Blue: Investigate this development in person.

Righto, time to blast off and see what's up with TB and his new Key.  

[Mad Haru]

Just as you're discussing this, a horde of imps appears. Your KEY would be a terrible way of dealing with them. Perhaps your new TEMPORAL RANDOMIZER would help--

Oh, hey, a fourteen.

You appear next to you with an impressive-looking pistol and a rather nice suit. Before you can ask yourself any questions, you shoot several imps, and disappear in a puff of smoke and a tick of a clock.

TB: What the hell just happened?

((Okay so I think I'm gonna make my character the problem. Prince = destroyer, time = also time))  

[omgIisonfiyah]

AA: What?
AA: What happened?
AA: Is my brother in the house naked?
AA: Did you find another portal?
AA: Is Santa in there?
AA: Bono?
AA: Nick Cage?
AA: Prostitutes?

You ask this as you land on your newly constructed balcony, you figure that if your house survives this, you want it to look nice, plus a balcony is an open place you can leap off of to do some crazy insane over the top ninja assassination trick.  

[Mad Haru]

TB: No. I just showed up in a nice suit and pistol and shot a few of these imps. Then I disappeared.

You aren't quite sure how to explain it. At all.

>SEPULCHRITUUUUDE

That doesn't make any sense. What?

((Working on a troll right now.))  

[SilentVex]

>Serenade lizard with your guitar

Music does tame the savage beast. Hopefully this was just a lizard though and not some freaky monster in disguise. You play a few relaxing chords on your Guitar, still equipped to your third card slot. You really needed to upgrade your deck with more cards.

You yourself feel a bit more relaxed as well. Perhaps you would do this more, even if you only dabbled in music.  

[omgIisonfiyah]

AA: You mean like time travel?

It's only a little further to your dorky brother's room, honestly, you have no idea what his deal is. You figure he's just a trend chaser, but some of the things you catch him doing are a little....unsettling, even for a trained killer like yourself, and by trained, you mean self-taught from what you've seen on TV and the internet. God bless the internet.  

[Mad Haru]

TB: Yes. Exactly like that.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

LG: yours are black?
LG: the little bastards I've been slicing to bits have looked like
LG: idk
LG: like they had a series of unfortunate accidents in a highlighter factory
LG: because the only thing less threatening than a monster dressed like a school girl
LG: is a hot pink monster dressed like a school girl
LG: I never did get your name btw
 

[M3Gnificent]

AH: I never got yours either.
AH: Then again, you might have said it and I just wasn't paying attention.
AH: Was likely on a monster-killing spree.
AH: Anyway, my name's Gale.
AH: What's yours?  

[omgIisonfiyah]

AA: That's cool
AA: By the way, I'm heading upstairs now

This is true, you don't expect to find anything useful in your brother's room, but it wouldn't hurt to check.  

[Mad Haru]

TB: And the voice...
TB: It said something about using my revolver to unlock the door right before it turned into a key.
TB: This has passed reasonably strange and reached pointlessly absurd.

You guess you'd better get to alchemy. You take your KEY, and find that it has TWO captcha codes.

"Huh. How strange."  

[Zelly-fangirl]

>>Raye: Be a troll

harmoniousPalette began trolling wiseLeader

HP: ()h dear~
HP: ()h dear, ()h dear, ()h dear~!
HP: I d()n't kn()w ab()ut y()u, hun, but I'm getting quite the w()rrying warning p()pping up ()n my c()mputer right ab()ut n()w~
HP: I think s()me()ne started playing that game again~

You're honestly not sure what this is going to accomplish. You're not even sure if it's just your computer flipping out again. But his trollhandle is wiseLeader, so he should have some wise insight about this turn of events. Hopefully.

>>Troll: Go back to being Raye

LG: ditto
LG: name's Raye
LG: ready to kill some inky assholes?

You hold your guitar properly to strike a badass pose.

 

[M3Gnificent]

AH: Hell to the yes.
AH: I've always dreamed of starring in a slasher film!
AH: Well, fake ones, anyway.
AH: But killing these inky douchebags works too.

You flash a playful grin towards Raye, readying your stabby knife for the night of fun that was to ensue.

 

[Mad Haru]

>Focus: Shift

Your name is ALERON PACTIS, and you are INCREDIBLY CONFUSED.

WL: someone did what? that is a HORRIBLE IDEA. lum, i don't need to explain to you how bad this is or may be. especially considering how ours ended up.
WL: well then, i suppose we'd best FIND OUT everything we can about this new session.
WL: perhaps then we will gain some INSIGHT as to why WE FAILED.