Unfortunately , Fortunately

[mistshaper]

unfortunaly the spices were piosonous  

[goddessofforever]

Fortunately, my super powers de-poisoned the spices.  

[sword legend musashi]

Unfortunatly your super powers went out and a supervillen appeared.  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Fortunately, we have our swords to defend ourselves...  

[Aurigae]

Unfortunately the supervillain eat's swords for lunch. surprised
(andit'slunchtime)  

[CarlzWeasley]

Fortunately The Supervillian Was Feeling Ill And Didnt Feel Like Eating Swords Today.  

[Ryougi Yasumaru]

Unfortunatly he had his henchmen eat them for him.  

[bare hands]

Fortunately, they got indegestion while eating them and were rendered defenseless.  

[SilentShadowDreamer]

Unfortunately, they had backup who hadn't eaten swords yet today.  

[sword legend musashi]

Fortunatly they were going anerexic(spelling)  

[SilentShadowDreamer]

Unfortunately a doctor was right behind them, forcing them to eat.  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

Fortunately, we shut the doctor up.  

[PhantomAssassin]

Unfortunately I am only here for the gold.  

[GoddessofCreatures]

Fortunately you get double gold today.  

[goddessofforever]

Unfortunately the double gold goes away soon crying