Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[GemEncrustedEarth]

to see what other people are thinking

why can i bullshit my project so fast?  

[betelnut]

Because you're very clever !

Why do black olives taste better than green olives ?  

[karrie_webb]

Because black is the color of space

why are we doing this? >_<  

[Pepper Peck]

Girl, it's the key to the Heavenly Doors !

Why are choco chip cookies called ' choco chip cookies' ?  

[Different...Very.]

Because unlike other things, where if you would call it by any other name it would taste/smell/feel just as sweet, the choco chip cookies won't. surprised

Why does every meat taste like chicken?  

[karrie_webb]

Because you said it does

Why is burning_eyes commiting suicide?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

because you stole his cookie

why does apple juice make me hyper?  

[Chirish63]

because its not the juice you are already hyper
why do I keep falling in love with the same boy that always breaks my heart?  

[Lucius Belcoeur]

Because you have never seen another boy.

Why is there a W in "why" ? rolleyes  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

to confuse people who are learning english and to confuse the people who already know it

why did the light in my piglet pen die?  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because your piglet ate it.

Why are pickles sour ?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

they don't like you (then again, this is coming from someone who eats them right out of the jar)

why do vitamins have to be in huge tablets?  

[Roland_Jamison]

Because everything that's healthy and good for you also has to be disgusting and uncomfortable. It's not just a rule, it's the law.

Why do bad things only happen to good people?  

[mamejen]

because, good people are bad.

why is snow white?  

[GemEncrustedEarth]

you wouldn't eat it if it was yellow

why is the campus so quiet and yet so loud?