corrupt a wish

[Scarlett Syn]

Granted. But I stole it while you weren't looking.

I wish the ozone layer didn't have a hole in it.  

[The Kingdom Keeper]

Granted, but the global temp goes way down and we have another ice age.

I wish I had brain and brawn.  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Granted but you're considered the school bully-nerd now.

I wish I had pie!  

[Milk the Strange]

Granted! However the baker didn't wash his/her hands after using the lil boys/girls room before baking your pie. You get food poisoning for a few days and run out of tp at a most inopportune time.
Remember to be careful with ready to eat foods boys and girls. 3nodding

I wish for some ice cream.  

[Radio Chaos]

Granted, but it's meelted ice cream

I wish I had a red iPod  

[NoMoreFangirls]

Granted. But the only reason it's red is because you cut your hand and are now bleeding on it.

I wish my dream avi wasn't so darn expensive.  

[Scarlett Syn]

Granted. But you lose everything else and are never allowed to change anything ever again.

I wish Hogwart's really existed so I could be a Griffindor witch.  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. But now you are constantly taunted by Slytherins because your parents are muggles.

I wish I had l33t ninj4 skillz.  

[-R-e-l-i-e-n-t-K-a-t-i-]

Granted
but you fall off a cliff in training

I wish I could meet orlando bloom  

[Oakeyo]

granted you go to a disney park in orlando and turn into a flower

i wish to have the guitar skills of jack black  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted. But only for air guitar (on the real guitar you're no better).

I wish I had an Apple iBook.  

[Super Lethe]

Parisian Loafer

Granted. But only for air guitar (on the real guitar you're no better).

I wish I had an Apple iBook.

granted, but the screen is cracked and the keys don't work

I wish I had a windows movie maker that didn't crash every 5 seconds  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

Granted, but it crashes every 3 seconds!

I wish I had a Wii.  

[Super Lethe]

gah x_x

granted, but you don't have a controller and the stores are out of stock

I wish banjo kazooie 3 would come out for the wii instead of the 360  

[Parisian Loafer]

Granted, but you can't afford it.

I wish I had expert drumming skills.