Today was so hot, I hated mowing the lawn with my scissors because my moose always runs into my house. This caused my frog to explode, which causes the neighbor to die. So I cried when my dead skin fell off into the pool. The large lawn was aflame because a gwee got mad and decided to torch the whole effin' place. So later on my llama wanted some grass but a sofa sh*t came out his big scary nostril and flew toward the ground like a giant penguin on drugs that was too high on the calcium and titanium that the sky died.
But, I saw 7065 and realized that purple monkeys looks like they ate purple carrots till they screamed Bob's head exploded and its gooey brains dribbled down his clothes and then it said that he did not hurt much of bob's eyes when debris flew off from thing thongs that are too big and nasty to live.
And later my rabbit ate mother Mary. Catholics everywhere were singing Fergalicious and reading the newspaper comics. Spiderman was sexy!
[MADG] Hangout
Formerly the Mil-a-Day Giveaway, this guild is now a just great place to hangout and meet some new friends.
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