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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:45 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:15 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:18 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:44 am
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 1:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:08 pm
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Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so, be sure to stop on by. Later.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:10 pm
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TheFoxDude32 Congratulations! You've won one million punches to the faceLOL idk what that's from, my Dad just says it a lot XD Hello, Marzipan! This is Sweepstakes Ron, come to bring you great news! You have been randomly selected to win an unlimited supply of one million {quickly, under his breath} punchesintheface. So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop... and get ready to receive your free million {quickly, under his breath} punchesintheface. Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes! I mean... uh, for to give you the million {quickly, under his breath} punchesintheface.
It's from Marzipan's answering machine 8.0
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Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 6:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:31 pm
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Oh, hello, Marzipan! You've got the H-star, you got the H-star-R, and boy, have I got a bee in my bonnet! So, what, I gotta hear from Strong Bad now that you have an "in" at the Goatface Club? Were you even going to mention it to old Boyfriend Dan? That's — that's me. Boyfriend Dan. You know good and well that I've dreamt of being in a Goatface Club ever since I was a moderately-sized baby. And you said you'd bake us a cake! And who is this Boyfriend Dan I keep hearing about?! Well, you tell him to watch his back, 'cause the old Goatface Killa is on the loose! Now, that's me. Now I'm the Goatface Killa.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:36 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:23 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:54 pm
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Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Beca— we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep h-him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left... we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:07 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 7:55 am
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