ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[XxPandaxMuffinxX]

I guess they need porn because they can't get any real women.

Why is it always the nice guys that finish last?  

[Aoi-Tsuki_Yuki]

....because all the stupid one's die first..as the saying goes the best
for last...lolz!

why do girls talk behind their friends back so much?.....  

[CoolOzGurl]

Because we wouldnt wanna talk in front of them, they would see & hear us and slap us into tomorrow!!! And beacuse we can! rofl

Why does chewing gum loose its flavour quickly?  

[crazykoreanbunny]

Why does chewing gum loose its flavour quickly?

there is a vaccum juicer in ur tongue.


why do you get gas?  

[Skyva]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
So let's eat beans for every meal!


Do penguins have knees?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

Yes, they use it to fly and hunt and swim and jump into a
dessert and have a pimp's life with happy feet.

Why is a ground a ground.  

[XxPandaxMuffinxX]

I have no idea...

Why do we use the term "grounded" when we're introuble?  

[AdrianTepes]

Because if we used the termed "aired" it wouldnt have the same effect

Why must i be cursed with the ability to scared small children??  

[XxPandaxMuffinxX]

I don't know, but that seems awesome!!

What is the deinition of definition?  

[Sforzando Poco]

yes. (that stupid enough for ya?)

why does some cheese smell really bad?  

[crazykoreanbunny]

because you have bugers up ur nose.

why do ppl die?  

[0o-Slash-o0]

heatherh17787

because you have bugers up ur nose.

why do ppl die?

Because they saw Steven Stipsianos and died when he scared
them with his face.

Why is a computer used to computer computers?  

[XenoGeneiken]

why is uranus named uranus?  

[crazykoreanbunny]

fullmetal_elric01

why is uranus named uranus?

because its ur a**s .and its so small they called it ur a**s.
how do ppl get fat?