Pick up line for the avi above you

[AmeKisaki]

AmeKisaki says:

If I had a disposable camera with me, I'd use up the whole roll.

(I can't tell what the banner in your signature says)

Ah, forget it.

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Your body must be a Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

((It says Durems' Dark Fang Gang))  

[AmeKisaki]

Fange was my nickname at my first middle school.Without braces, my top canines were very obvious. Also there was that thing with me trying out Vampyrism. That was dumb. God is awesome and he makes sense, even when I ignore it and do what i'm not supposed to.

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.


(I've always thought the term 'beefcakes' was funny because I don't eat beef, and therefor wouldn't be interested. That's almost as bad as when Ellen DeGeneres was growing up, her mother told her no man would ever be good enough for her )  

[XxxCatbynaturexxX]

I've gone insane!

If I had a gun I'd shoot you first!

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Hey c'mon now, I'm ugly, you're ugly, it's perfect.  

[AmeKisaki]

AmeKisaki says:

Lets go over to my place and talk about how much we hate pick up lines in bed. rofl

You're not ugly, you're gorgeous.

Ah, forget it.

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Ame, if I had a rose for every time I thought of you I'd be walking in a garden forever.  

[AmeKisaki]

AmeKisaki says:

Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
heart

Ah, forget it.

 

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting the ice.  

[AmeKisaki]

I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
(It's true!)

 

[ru4nekoss]

lol

this is a nasty one I found...

I wanna floss with your pubic hair. burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes burning_eyes  

[iColvin]

youve been a bad girl go to my room!!!  

[ru4nekoss]

If I followed you home. Would you keep me?  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Excuse me, you look sexy, what's your name?  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up.