Magical Soda Machine

[Psyzapp]

Gets Mr. Whipple
The store clerk bend on preventing people from squeezing the Charmin and busting them whenever he can, much like Officer Dougherty and his supervision of drink consumption at the Grabby Geezer Bar. rofl

Inserts a roll of Charmin TP  

[bandaidd]

-gets a nice, clean, happy bottom- mrgreen

-inserts Mr. Bubble-  

[Nei1]

Gets a nice bubble bath.
Inserts a rubber ducky.  

[Psyzapp]

Gets Ernie from Sesame Street

Inserts Bert  

[KommandoKat]

Gets Oscar the Grouch
Inserts Wormie.  

[Nei1]

Gets bird food.
Inserts seeds.  

[Psyzapp]

Gets Big Bird blaugh

Inserts Snuffalupagus  

[havenne17]

gets a swiffer to clear up the shed hair....

inserts onion ice cream  

[Psyzapp]

Gets bad onion breath. mrgreen

inserts a breath mint  

[Lil Brat]

Gets kissably fresh breath

Inserts hunk for kissing... wink  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: an amusing story that friends will never let me live down.

Inserts: curiosity  

[Icy Reign]

*Gets a dead cat* Guess satisfaction couldn't bring this one back...

*inserts chinese food*  

[Nei1]

Gets pork fried rice.
Inserts soy sauce.  

[bandaidd]

gets wonton and a fortune cookie.


-inserts cookie crumbs-  

[Nei1]

Gets the Pillsbury Doughboy Boy.
Inserts a rolling pin.