Why did you divorce the person above you?

[the_hamster]

firstly hes a dude secondly his plants were too much to take care of  

[Avocado Avenger12]

"firstly hes a dude" and secondly I thought he was a girl when i married him with all those robes  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He pretends he doesnt care... crying  

[Avocado Avenger12]

i just didnt care.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he's so mean..lol  

[Avocado Avenger12]

you mean for the first or second time?  

[Tambergal]

He beat his previous wives and only saw me as a number >.<  

[Chaton Atomique]

She beatboxes in her sleep.  

[Deathfrost]

she carries that knife everywhere....  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He lost of dog at taco bell  

[Deathfrost]

she stole my dog at taco bell... lol  

[Avocado Avenger12]

Because Halloween only comes once a year and the kitty costume was too much.  

[Deathfrost]

well he's a guy, and he carries around an axe neither of which fill me with hope..... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He had a plushie fetish biggrin  

[Deathfrost]

she was cold as ice.... And for some unknown reason she thought I had a plushie fetish...... (lol)