corrupt a wish

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You turn around and find me chainsawing your intestines out. whee


I wish for a flamethrower that never ran out of ammo.  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted You're also no able to turn it off

I wish I could cuddle with Steven Tyler tonight  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. He needs to cuddle with a lot of other people.

I wish I could get the super soldier gene and steal it to use for myself! ((<-- that supersoldier thing is REAL! eek ))  

[Same Old Song And Dance]

Granted. The government nukes you're location because you're to powerful

I wish I had 20 bucks  

[B1g_crunch]

Granted, but they get startled and trample you.


I wish Pokemon were real.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You get eaten by Dragonite.


I wish I had a cool outfit like my avi without getting called a Nazi because I'm not.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You keep getting mistaken for a hippie~! xp

I wish I had a funner birthday plus actual presents. emo  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. As a joke, someone planted a bomb in one of the presents, killing you and everyone else at the party.


I wish for a nice shiny sword.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. It was my sword and I want it back at any cost! evil

I wish that everytime a wish is granted, a random kid dies for the cost of the wish! twisted And no, my family does not have any kids, I'm barely a teenager and I don't care about any kids in the neighborhood.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. but a meddling psychic traces the deaths back to you, and all the nearby parents pull a Freddy Krueger on your butt.

i wish that my spring break was longer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You have to spend the rest of it watching a slide show of someone showing pictures of people kneecaps. There's no escape.


I wish I has more muscle and less fat.  

[demon child me]

Granted. Now you're so full of muscle that you can barely move.

I wish I was over this cold.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. you now have small pox.

i wish that i had an everlasting apple.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You get sick of its taste but you must keep eating it anyway.


I wish I had futuristic military armor.  

[Slime_Husband]

Granted, But the technology used to create said armor falls in the wrong hands and the enemy finds the armors weakness and forever more your armor is useless

I wish alchemy was real (FMA style alchemy)