Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

If I got too close he would melt me ...(yes..lol)  

[Deathfrost]

because apparently I would melt her... (didn't know I was that hot (kidding lol))  

[Rape_for_Breakfast]

*iz not gay, must wait for female to post*  

[MaronKuzaka]

He had this killer look ._. ... was good in bed but damn that killer look always creeped me out crying  

[Deathfrost]

lol her ex was apparently a killer so I had to leave, after taking them both on Jerry springer and disappearing forever.......lol  

[Rape_for_Breakfast]

he/she was a mouse. I'm allergic to mice.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He could not tell other peoples genders ...which confused everyone he brought home  

[Deathfrost]

she apparently had a boyfriend made of ice..... and broke my heart.... (lol)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol he was a mouse and It couldnt work , he was just too small..(lol Im sorry..)  

[Deathfrost]

lol she couldn't tell the difference between a mouse and a mochi..... lol (I'm a mochi lol)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he had a point..lol  

[Deathfrost]

I'm a star....... 'nuff said (jk lol)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

Im too far away ...long distance never last...lol
(you a star in space)  

[Deathfrost]

lol she was a little baby ice-dragon thing...(lol)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was a smokey the dragon..fire and Ice seem to clash