State the Obvious

[amusedandconfused]

You just said something in another language.  

[Garynook]

In my opinion you did  

[amusedandconfused]

The language I am speaking is American (different from English!)  

[chii_chan17]

portuguese is a language too  

[Garynook]

And so is dutch  

[chii_chan17]

germany is in europe  

[amusedandconfused]

Europe is far away from America, and therefore me.  

[Garynook]

If I would go east for long enough I would end up in the west!  

[amusedandconfused]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left!  

[KioKy112]

left and right goes different ways  

[amusedandconfused]

So do up and down.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

having the concepts 'up' and 'down' mean that gravity is working.  

[amusedandconfused]

Gravity is what makes us fall when we trip.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

I went on a trip to the store yesterday.  

[amusedandconfused]

You just changed the subject from gravity to shopping.