Magical Soda Machine

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: cleaner hands and face

Inserts: sanitizing hand wipes  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets"The-aunt-who-spits-in-tissues-to-wipe-your-face!" gonk

Inserts a good pair of running shoes  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets athlete's foot

Inserts Tinactin  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: John Madden neutral

Inserts: Bill Cosby  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets a year supply of jello puddin

Inserts 6 pack of Tums  

[bandaidd]

Gets a calcium boost.

Inserts osteoporosis.  

[Gilda Geezer]

Gets a hunchback

Inserts coins  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: chocolate.... {I thought for sure I would get a soda this time.}

Inserts: jolly roger  

[QuestionableMeatProducts]

Gets Scurvy

Inserts Optimus Prime  

[Nei1]

Gets a truck load of parts.
Inserts Lady Jay.  

[KommandoKat]

Gets a Junkyard
Inserts a Rabid Dog  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: rabies stare

Inserts: hypodermic needle  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets hepatitis

Inserts Dr Quin medicine woman  

[Wretched Soul]

Gets Lucky

Inserts a pack of cigarettes  

[Gilda Geezer]

Gets Lung Cancer

Inserts Oxygen Tank