Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Dragona_Soluna]

Because he was in a gay biker gang. xd
It was the biker gang part that got me, not the gay part. wink  

[Deathfrost]

lol because apparently they had me confused with someone else by thinking that I was anywhere near gay... lol  

[Max Noble]

hes a spider!!!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he steals my potatoes..lol  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she is dressed like a nurse (sort of) and I don't like hospitals... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol because he doesnt like sexy nurses..lol jk  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she changed too quickly and had everyone thinking she was a witch... lol (beware the sexy nurses... lol)  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

lol because he thought I was a witch  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she continually cheated on me with her ice-boyfriend... lol  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he didnt like my affairs and always set my igloo on fire..lol  

[Deathfrost]

lol because she wouldn't let me turn up the heat... lol  

[Tambergal]

I liked eating birds.......  

[Max Noble]

her dragon kept on biting me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I kept freezing his purple water