KILL THIS THREAD! Win 1k, new prizes p1

[Nei1]

*then transfers the thread in to liquid nitrogen*  

[Denboop]

*Breaks it with a jackhammer.*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-uses thread to sew up Sunako's teddy bear-  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*races his motorcycle throughout the thread, leaving treadmarks all over the place*

Know how to tell how happy a motorcyclist is? ... By the number of bugs in his teeth!  

[Nei1]

I caught you lying threw your tooth.  

[Denboop]

I wish I had teeth.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

A person without a head has little use for teeth.  

[Denboop]

So says the Vampirate. bah.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Do geese see God?  

[Denboop]

Only the ones with the good drugs.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

I man am regal - a German am I.  

[Denboop]

My geezer brain has made me forget most of my good palindromes.  

[Maune]

::Takes out a hammer and nail and starts to pound the nail in the thread's skull with the hammer::  

[Nei1]

*kicks the thread like it a broken TV*  

[bandaidd]

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