Why I Killed You

[SilentVex]

I killed you because It's my job and I do it well.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because you really suck at killing me  

[SilentVex]

I killed you for not letting me do my job.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because you keep killing the poor people next to me  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you to make this argument stop.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because you prevented the argument from continuing  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you because I was tired of hearing you talk.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because your fairy reminds me of another fairy who annoys me  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you because your spider reminds me of another spider who annoys me.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because I'm sick of people killing my dead spider  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because you were carrying secret documents to the rebels in that bag of yours.  

[lil_lollypop1]

I killed you for stealing all of my kills!  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I killed you because you put those rebel documents in my bag  

[SilentVex]

I killed you because Imma rebel and you know too much.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for confessing that you were a rebel.


That was after several excruciating hours of torture, of course.