Magical Soda Machine

[bandaidd]

Gets high

Inserts winning coupon for kill this thread which says:
For Psyzapp, send trade with code phrase "I<3thepopo" to redeem your winnings. If next poster finds this, please deposit in another GGG thread within 10 minutes.  

[Ringlefinch]

Gets a buy out offer from Cilla Black trying to revive her flagging career

Inserts second hand snickers bar  

[QuestionableMeatProducts]

Gets counterfeit Almond Joy

Inserts Snarf (thundercats)  

[bandaidd]

gets "HO!"

inserts Santa  

[KommandoKat]

Gets a Kill a Thread Coupon
Inserts Psyapp  

[Sir_Pal]

Gets $1,000.

Inserts blood.  

[killafrog]

gets a pricked ouch

inserts bandaidd  

[katana68]

gets an AK-47 eek

puts in cell phone bill 3nodding  

[Former Showa]

Gets money loss
Inserts roots and beer.  

[Nei1]

Gets, well, ROOT BEER!
Inserts some ginger.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets gingersnaps

Inserts ice cubes  

[Former Showa]

Gets an angry repairman who has to repair a shorted-out machine.
Inserts turtles and a Bruce Lee movie.  

[Sir_Pal]

Gets a badly dubbed kung fu movie.

Inserts ninja.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: assassinated gonk

Inserts: Tes' corpse.  

[Sir_Pal]

Gets navy.

Inserts wahmbulance