Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Get to the hospital fast.
Inserts a gurney.  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets a paramedic.
Inserts defibrillator.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets shocked

Inserts dish detergent  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets clean dishes.*CRASH!! Dodges in the nick of time when dishes are shot out*
inserts repairman.  

[katana68]

gets an overpriced bill.....WTH??? stressed

inserts a BLT sandwich  

[QuestionableMeatProducts]

Gets cholesterol

Inserts Wii Sports Resort  

[Nei1]

Gets the WII motion remote.
Inserts Punch Out.  

[QuestionableMeatProducts]

gets KING HIPPO!!

Inserts Sonc the Hedgehog  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: gold rings cool

Inserts: broken television  

[Prelude02]

Gets a Raccoon. (sorry, was watching Family Guy.. 3nodding )

Inserts the Dhali Llama  

[Lil Brat]

Gets a lesson in chanting

Inserts Orange Robes  

[XxX-Dark-Gothic-Girl-XxX]

Gets to look like an orange

inserts a cloud  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

gets a magical staff that extends on command (sorry had a really bad Dragon Ball moment there)

Inserts empty coke can  

[Prelude02]

Gets a thank you from Mother Earth for recycling.

Inserts pipe organ  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets a herniated disc from lifting all those pipes.

Inserts cheese