Magical Soda Machine

[QuestionableMeatProducts]

Gets Monterrey Jack, the most Aussie-speakingest rodent ever cast in a disney property.

Inserts Darth Vader  

[Former Showa]

Gets Force choked.
Inserts 4 baby turtles and a Bruce Lee movie.  

[Nei1]

Gets a Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Turtles.
Inserts bad dubbing.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets an overpriced B-rated movie.

Inserts reality star.  

[katana68]

gets a yaoi anime eek

puts in a ceiling fan.  

[Lil Brat]

Gets blown to bits

Inserts a baseball bat  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Primus..... {for some reason, "baseball bat" always reminds of them o_O; }

Inserts: South Park  

[Wretched Soul]

Gets a one-way ticket to Colorado

Inserts snow  

[Nei1]

Gets a few snowballs.
Inserts some cannon balls.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Gets a Medicine Ball.

Inserts an empty Altoids tin.  

[Gilda Geezer]

Gets heartburn

Inserts coffee cup  

[Nei1]

Gets a caffeine high.
Inserts a mexican low.  

[katana68]

Gets a siesta.

Inserts tequila.  

[Psyzapp]

Gets one good buzz going

Inserts the tequila worm  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

Gets PASSED OUT!!!

Inserts a million dollars.