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JustinShowcase
Well, Ms. Bandaidd…Officer Dougherty and I have been after a fugitive that goes by the name Leonardo the Brave. He refuses to inform law enforcement of his mule/non mule status and we are forced to assume that he is indeed a mule. As you know Ms. Bandaidd, mule drinking is a violation of Mr. Killafrog's rules and he has indeed been doing just that along with other high suspicious activity. Why just the other day while Mr. Killafrog was hosting the Runway from Hell competition, Leonardo the Brave nearly jumped up onto the runway to harass the contestants. There is no telling what he would have done. eek Officer Dougherty and I had a heck of a time apprehending him and we made a mess of the Bar in the process. That's how I got this cut on my arm. I slipped on some of the spilled and broken alcohol bottles that were everywhere. sweatdrop
Oh how terrible! And to think it happened right here in the Geezer Guild. I am shocked. I guess there is a bright side to this tragedy, though. The alcohol on the glass should minimize your chances of infection. I'm going to check quickly and make sure this is all numb now. ...
... okay. A few stitches and you'll be good as new.
*dons sterile gloves and stitches up Justin's arm laceration, then cleans up the blood and dreses with antibiotic ointment, Telfa, Sof-Kling gauze and Surgi-Net*
Keep this clean and dry and come back tomorrow for me to make sure it is healing okay and hopefully you won't need such a large, bulky dressing tomorrow. Sure you didn't sprain or break anything... Any pain or tenderness in your wrists, elbows, shoulders, back?
No pain or tenderness Ms. Bandaidd. Really, I've had worse. I'll make sure that I keep this clean and dry. Thank you so much for your assistance. I'll be sure to be back Ma'am.
