Magical Soda Machine

[Suede_Shoes]

gets firecracker
inserts blown off hand  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Thing

Inserts: Lurch  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets famous line, "You rang?"

inserts Wednesday's and Pugsley's mess.  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets rusty iron maiden...kinky xp

Inserts Car Battery from a homemade electric chair... I really need to clean my room  

[Icy Reign]

gets Sanford & Son's junk yard

*inserts famous heart attack dance*  

[bandaidd]

gets eyes rolling.

inserts roly-poly bugs.  

[Icy Reign]

gets childhood memories *sigh*

*inserts tricycle*  

[Lil Brat]

Gets an overweight biker in need of a shower

Inserts fire hose  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: one of the most painful cleanings ever experienced gonk

Inserts: tattered clothing  

[Nei1]

Gets

Inserts  

[BuNnyHat3R]

Nei1

Gets

Inserts

heart oo...good idea...

Gets: elite xbox 360

inserts: sharpie marker heart  

[Icy Reign]

gets poorly drawn "rummage sale" sign

*inserts 25 cents*  

[Stargazer Lily]

Gets a card: "No one cares" - phone calls cost more than a quarter these days

Inserts Splenda  

[Suede_Shoes]

Gets Cancer.

inserts lost hair from kimo treatment.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: an ugly wig

Inserts: cheap sunglasses