Welcome to Gaia! ::

Darth Daddicus' Evil Sith Temple!

Back to Guilds

Join us or die! 

Tags: Star Wars, Booty Grab, Aquariums, Games, Prizes 

Reply Temple Training Center (monthly games)
Battle Training Room Goto Page: [] [<<] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 1380 1381 1382 1383 1384 1385 ... 1784 1785 1786 1787 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]

Quick Reply

Enter both words below, separated by a space:

Can't read the text? Click here

Submit

What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
8%
 8%  [ 11 ]
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
16%
 16%  [ 21 ]
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13%
 13%  [ 17 ]
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
16%
 16%  [ 21 ]
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
44%
 44%  [ 56 ]
Total Votes : 126

DD-SCRAPS rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 2 Total: 9 (2-16)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:05 pm
Arie The Dragon Slayer
DD-SCRAPS
Arie The Dragon Slayer
DD-SCRAPS
Arie The Dragon Slayer
ninja


Your first shot defeated the droid, and your second two hit the new one.

Arie The Dragon Slayer = 140
Droid = 140


so it seems the battle continues twisted


The droid throws its overloading powercells at its opponent in hopes it will explode in their face.

Arie The Dragon Slayer = 85
Droid = 30


Trying to blow me up huh? *uses her magic to make explosions* HOW ABOUT WE START A RIOT?


Your first shot defeated the droid and one of your other shots did damage.
The droid grabbed some riot gear and started tazing the girl.


Arie The Dragon Slayer = 195
Droid = 195  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 6, 7 Total: 21 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:06 pm
KarmaTheNatureLover
DD-SCRAPS
KarmaTheNatureLover
DD-SCRAPS
KarmaTheNatureLover
*goes and finds an other droid*


The droid gives the girl a noseful of fist.

KarmaTheNatureLover = 140
Droid = 195


well that was a rude way to welcome someone to this topic.


The droid shakes the girls hand, shows her around the room, gives her a comfortable chair to sit in while it explains how everything works in the Battle Training Room, gets her a glass of water, buys her a lunch from the Temple cafeteria, and THEN.....gives her a noseful of fist.

KarmaTheNatureLover = 85
Droid = 195


you'd make a perfect date for the lunch lady why don't you go say hello *picks up the droid and sends it sliding across the lunchroom table crashing into the lunch lady* DINNER IS SERVED. *wipes hands clean and smirks*


The droid can barely move or function. While it's in the cafeteria, it poisons the girl's food.

KarmaTheNatureLover = Well, at least you won't have to worry about a proper diet anymore.
Droid = 30  

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 3, 4 Total: 15 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:11 pm
Lady Akio
DD-SCRAPS
Lady Akio
DD-SCRAPS
Lady Akio
Hell yes i'm on a roll get it like in dice roll xd


The new droid is going to make sure this meatbag's head is the next thing to roll.

Lady Akio = 250
Droid = 250


you wouldn't kill a lady on her wedding day would you? gonk


The droid now realizes why the bride is so tough today! She's a Bridezilla! The droid tries to put the girl over the edge by calling and cancelling the caterers at the last minute.

Lady Akio = 140
Droid = 85


OH HELL NO *charges at the droid and tries ripping its head off*


The droid changes the date on the invitations to one day before the actual ceremony. When the girl tries to call to see where her friends and family are, they don't answer because they're still giving her the silent treatment for wasting their time by not showing up to her own wedding.

Lady Akio = 85
Droid = 30  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1, 5, 7 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:13 pm
Neko Nikita Uchiha
DD-SCRAPS
Neko Nikita Uchiha
DD-SCRAPS


The new droid takes out a life insurance policy on the girl and begins to attack her.

Neko Nikita Uchiha = 195
Droid = 195


I think you may need one as well


The droid takes auto insurance out on itself instead and then runs the girl over.

Neko Nikita Uchiha = 195
Droid = 140


bump




Neko Nikita Uchiha = 85
Droid = 85  

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 3, 1 Total: 8 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:17 pm
Tsubaki The Cosplayer
DD-SCRAPS
Tsubaki The Cosplayer
DD-SCRAPS
Tsubaki The Cosplayer


oh I say this on zelda once. *copies links movements to land a direct hit to the droids gut*


The droid goes for a head swipe but realizes it has to go for a footsweep instead just to hit this elf's head.

Tsubaki The Cosplayer = 140
Droid = 140


rofl i know i'm short but you need to learn how to tell a kick from a punch


The droid pulled out an oversized flyswatter and chased the being down with it.

Tsubaki The Cosplayer = 140
Droid = 85


please don't squish me i'm only a mere cat bug

User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.


The droid brings out a flyswatter. Maybe some catnip for a distraction.

Tsubaki The Cosplayer = 140
Droid = 30  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 8, 8 Total: 24 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:20 pm
akira water demon
DD-SCRAPS


Score one for the eel girl biggrin

*swims off to find a new droid*

(gaia really needs an eel mermaid tail item )

Yes, that would make an epic item. I think there's actually a suggestion thread, but in the meantime, perhaps you should start a quest for some kind of golden ticket. I mean, a baby golden would be enough for a tail.
The droid is slightly damaged by having to dive into the water to fight the eel hybrid, but it adjusted its shields to fend off the water damage, ignited its lightsaber, and slashed at her abdomen.

akira water demon = 85
Droid = 195  

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 4, 1 Total: 10 (3-24)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:21 pm
6fred6
Started the month with this droid so will continue.

User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Lobs a thermal detonator at the droid.

6fred6 = 250
Droid 250-55-55 = 140


The droid was out here thinking it was making friends because one of the meatbags actually started playing catch with it. Little did it know just how evil these meatbags are. It fired a poisonous dart at his neck.

6fred6 = 195
Droid = 140  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 4, 3 Total: 11 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 9:23 pm
Za-AM1
DD-SCRAPS
Za-AM1
New droid, new fight Za- AM1 used sniper ninja


The droid looked around to see where the blasts were coming from and threw a thermal detonator in that direction.

Za-AM1 = 140
Droid = 140


Za-AM1 was found so she thought for now she'll shoot directly at the droid.


The droid easily batted away the blasts with its saber and began deflecting the shots back at the girl.

Za-AM1 = 140
Droid = 140  

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

6fred6 rolled 3 12-sided dice: 10, 3, 1 Total: 14 (3-36)

6fred6

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 10:40 pm
DD-SCRAPS
6fred6
Started the month with this droid so will continue.

User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Lobs a thermal detonator at the droid.

6fred6 = 250
Droid 250-55-55 = 140


The droid was out here thinking it was making friends because one of the meatbags actually started playing catch with it. Little did it know just how evil these meatbags are. It fired a poisonous dart at his neck.

6fred6 = 195
Droid = 140


Retaliates quickly before the poison can take effect.

6fred6 = 195
Droid = 140

Please ignore - used wrong numbers.
 
6fred6 rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 7, 2 Total: 13 (3-24)
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2017 10:41 pm
6fred6
DD-SCRAPS
6fred6
Started the month with this droid so will continue.

User Image

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Lobs a thermal detonator at the droid.

6fred6 = 250
Droid 250-55-55 = 140


The droid was out here thinking it was making friends because one of the meatbags actually started playing catch with it. Little did it know just how evil these meatbags are. It fired a poisonous dart at his neck.

6fred6 = 195
Droid = 140


Retaliates quickly before the poison can take effect.

6fred6 = 195
Droid 140-55 = 85
 

6fred6

Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3, 1, 5 Total: 9 (3-24)


Queentintin


Fashionable Delight

33,100 Points
  • Unbreakable Bond 150
  • The Sweetest 250
  • The Edgiest 250
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 4:45 am
DD-SCRAPS
Queentintin
*recalls last battle* meet everyone half way lol

New battle, ready reading upon some evilish attacks, found a double sided saber, yes this will do the trick, new medium droid me friend!

Queentintin=250
Droid=250
I hit damage better than nothing!

Queentintin=250
Droid= 195 ^.^


The droid was quick to change its maneuvers once it saw the double-sided saber. It blocked and waited for an opening before jabbing at the girl's abdomen.

Queentintin = 140
Droid = 195


why always in the abdomen? lol ok then, seeing how it has special vision, it goes for a good swipe towards it's head! ^^ well looky here, got a hit! hehe poor droid!

Queentintin=140
droid=140 tied!  
Arie The Dragon Slayer rolled 3 8-sided dice: 4, 5, 3 Total: 12 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:08 am
DD-SCRAPS
Arie The Dragon Slayer
DD-SCRAPS
Arie The Dragon Slayer
DD-SCRAPS
Arie The Dragon Slayer
ninja


Your first shot defeated the droid, and your second two hit the new one.

Arie The Dragon Slayer = 140
Droid = 140


so it seems the battle continues twisted


The droid throws its overloading powercells at its opponent in hopes it will explode in their face.

Arie The Dragon Slayer = 85
Droid = 30


Trying to blow me up huh? *uses her magic to make explosions* HOW ABOUT WE START A RIOT?


Your first shot defeated the droid and one of your other shots did damage.
The droid grabbed some riot gear and started tazing the girl.


Arie The Dragon Slayer = 195
Droid = 195


you cant taze me if you cant catch me razz  

Arie The Dragon Slayer

Fashionable Guildswoman

19,915 Points
  • Friend of the Goat 100
  • Inquisitor 200
  • nuGen Staff 25
KarmaTheNatureLover rolled 3 8-sided dice: 7, 3, 4 Total: 14 (3-24)

KarmaTheNatureLover

Friendly Cat

21,025 Points
  • Friend of the Goat 100
  • Nostalgic Scrapbooker 50
  • Inquisitor 200
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:20 am
DD-SCRAPS
KarmaTheNatureLover
DD-SCRAPS
KarmaTheNatureLover
DD-SCRAPS
KarmaTheNatureLover
*goes and finds an other droid*


The droid gives the girl a noseful of fist.

KarmaTheNatureLover = 140
Droid = 195


well that was a rude way to welcome someone to this topic.


The droid shakes the girls hand, shows her around the room, gives her a comfortable chair to sit in while it explains how everything works in the Battle Training Room, gets her a glass of water, buys her a lunch from the Temple cafeteria, and THEN.....gives her a noseful of fist.

KarmaTheNatureLover = 85
Droid = 195


you'd make a perfect date for the lunch lady why don't you go say hello *picks up the droid and sends it sliding across the lunchroom table crashing into the lunch lady* DINNER IS SERVED. *wipes hands clean and smirks*


The droid can barely move or function. While it's in the cafeteria, it poisons the girl's food.

KarmaTheNatureLover = Well, at least you won't have to worry about a proper diet anymore.
Droid = 30


(who said i eat the lunch ladies cooking? gonk )  
Lady Akio rolled 3 8-sided dice: 5, 7, 5 Total: 17 (3-24)
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 7:43 am
DD-SCRAPS
Lady Akio
DD-SCRAPS
Lady Akio
DD-SCRAPS
Lady Akio
Hell yes i'm on a roll get it like in dice roll xd


The new droid is going to make sure this meatbag's head is the next thing to roll.

Lady Akio = 250
Droid = 250


you wouldn't kill a lady on her wedding day would you? gonk


The droid now realizes why the bride is so tough today! She's a Bridezilla! The droid tries to put the girl over the edge by calling and cancelling the caterers at the last minute.

Lady Akio = 140
Droid = 85


OH HELL NO *charges at the droid and tries ripping its head off*


The droid changes the date on the invitations to one day before the actual ceremony. When the girl tries to call to see where her friends and family are, they don't answer because they're still giving her the silent treatment for wasting their time by not showing up to her own wedding.

Lady Akio = 85
Droid = 30


some friends and family i have rofl  

Lady Akio

Jolly Shapeshifter

20,690 Points
  • Jump Starter 50
  • Battery Pack 100
  • Solarpowered 250
Neko Nikita Uchiha rolled 3 8-sided dice: 8, 8, 3 Total: 19 (3-24)

Neko Nikita Uchiha

Friendly Kitten

20,765 Points
  • Battery Pack 100
  • Solarpowered 250
  • Nuclear Plant 500
PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2017 8:21 am
DD-SCRAPS
Neko Nikita Uchiha
DD-SCRAPS
Neko Nikita Uchiha
DD-SCRAPS


The new droid takes out a life insurance policy on the girl and begins to attack her.

Neko Nikita Uchiha = 195
Droid = 195


I think you may need one as well


The droid takes auto insurance out on itself instead and then runs the girl over.

Neko Nikita Uchiha = 195
Droid = 140


bump




Neko Nikita Uchiha = 85
Droid = 85


mrgreen  
Reply
Temple Training Center (monthly games)

Goto Page: [] [<<] [<<] [<] 1 2 3 ... 1380 1381 1382 1383 1384 1385 ... 1784 1785 1786 1787 [>] [>>] [>>] [»|]
 
Manage Your Items
Other Stuff
Get GCash
Offers
Get Items
More Items
Where Everyone Hangs Out
Other Community Areas
Virtual Spaces
Fun Stuff
Gaia's Games
Mini-Games
Play with GCash
Play with Platinum