Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Ignorant Soul]

Bikki Kobayashi has the power to let it rain flames from the sky.  

[Skizlersan]

Serenade had the power to kill with a stare. Unfortunately she accidentally looked at people and killed them so she had to cover up the eye that did the killing... but as soon as she takes that eye patch off...  

[Garynook]

Skizlersan has the ability to perfectly sing all songs involving butterflies like Butterfly(DDR), Butterfly(Mariah Carey), Butterfly(Crazy Town) and Butterfly Mega Remix(DDR).  

[Skizlersan]

Aqua has the power to see through walls through his x-ray goggles!  

[Garynook]

Skizlersan has the ability to make cookies out of thin air!  

[Smorgasmorgan]

Soul of Aqua has the ability to get the highscore on any videogame.  

[Garynook]

(I already had that one wink ) Smorgasmorgan has the ability to look fashionably super  

[missskylersan]

Soul of Aqua can punch through walls with his mind!!  

[Smorgasmorgan]

missskkylersan has the ability to produce music when she belches.  

[Skizlersan]

Smorgasmorgan can use her smile to freeze people in their tracks  

[Garynook]

Skizlersan can use his guitar to to blast away all buildings within a 100 yards proximity.  

[Ignorant Soul]

Soul of Aqua can hear what people who are far away, are saying by activating his special kitty ears.  

[Garynook]

Serenade of the soul can sing my song with her vocal cords.  

[Smorgasmorgan]

SoA, you have the power to domineer guild sub-forums.  

[Garynook]

Smorgasmorgan you have the power to speak terrible dutch(it should be : SoA jij hebt de kracht om gilde sub-forums te domineren)