Why did you divorce the person above you?

[The Name of the Rose]

Safety first, no candles in bed...  

[axeltheflame]

She couldn't handle the MEAT *busts a move like austin powers*  

[Earth Sensei]

Found out gay sex is disgusting  

[axeltheflame]

the effin darkness surrounding him kept snuffing my candel  

[engineer-of-doom]

He didn't like the fact that I always greeted his little dragon before him.  

[axeltheflame]

caught her in bed with my dragon snowflake and my pet horse..  

[engineer-of-doom]

He spent too much time "petting" the horse.  

[Metal Soulhunter]

She's into beastiality! eek

 

[axeltheflame]

didnt know about the girl that he had tied up in the basement  

[The Name of the Rose]

He never came upstairs again once he found out!  

[axeltheflame]

She broke my batman glass  

[axeltheflame]

because i couldn't smex my self lol  

[Metal Soulhunter]

Because he has a clone!

 

[axeltheflame]

Because he didnt like my effin cloan D:<  

[axeltheflame]

because i killed a forum u.u