hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[GoldenFraggle]

WHAP !!!!!! WITH THE COAT HANGER !!! They'll think twice before reacting in such a dull lackluster way again ! scream

Someone offering to give you a ride somewhere and not showing up !  

[magic_doglover]

use duct tape to make a whip and give them 16 lashes.

snow piled four feet high.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Hammer to whack a pathway in front of you.


A three headed monkey that shoots lasers out of its eyes.  

[ScuroFenice]

duct tape to tape their eyes shut, then they would laser themselves because something was blocking the way

the waiter makes a mistake and you get the wrong food in a restaurant  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

A coat hanger will make sure he learns his lesson and gets the orders right next time.


An F5 tornado.  

[ScuroFenice]

Duct tape then you can make an umbrella and float in the eye much like Mary Poppins

someone thinks you robbed a nearby gas station and calls the cops  

[magic_doglover]

find the real perpetrators and knock them out with a hammer, then tie them up with duct tape, then wait for the cops.

snow piled five feet high.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

"Duct tape to entertain yourself with until the snow melts.

The world's supply of oil completely runs dry. "

 

[magic_doglover]

duct tape and clothes hangers to make harnesses for people to run in human hamster wheels to power things.

almost forgetting to post a new problem.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Whack yourself in the head with a hammer so you don't forget next time.


Wikileaks  

[magic_doglover]

bent clothes hanger to try to steal internet like cable so you can see it.

politics still exist on an international scale.  

[Hiddochi wolf]

Hammer to kill 'em all! scream

You lose The Game.  

[Black Pistol]

Whack the person who made you loose WITH A HAMMER!

You have a case of cabin fever  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Make things with the coat hangers, put duct tape in random places, and smash everything with the hammer!!!


Too many dead bodies.  

[magic_doglover]

make a sling out of duct tape and clothes hangers and use it to fling the case out of a second-story window.

sticky buns aren't sweet enough.