Ruin My Wish game

[axeltheflame]

Granted! But your mom whacks you upside the head for such a stupid wish.


I wish my wish was ruined!  

[Chief Sankofa]

granted, but now your eaten alive by a pack of wolves, should have used your wish *bops you on the head*

i wish for a flying carpet^^  

[Rinoa2000]

Granted: but you flew through a cloud and slammed into a skyscraper.

I wish I'd been an all A's student.  

[Miumarie]

Granted, but your teacher was so pissed about something and gave everyone F's for the whole semester.

I wish I weren't doing anything at the moment.  

[Rinoa2000]

Granted: But then you missed out on all the opportunies life had to offered.

I wish I was able to sleep well tonight.  

[Pluto GK]

Granted: But then you over sleep and miss the end of the world. Have fun.

I wish my phone wasn't so lame.  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but now your life is, so u wished poorly...


i wish that i had a clay pidgeon catapult so i could launch pre-lit m80s at people far away. twisted twisted twisted twisted twisted  

[JTN]

Granted... But you are a piss-poor loader...

fingers<---*KER-BOOM!*--->thumb


I wish parking downtown didn't cost $3.50 per frickin' hour. stressed  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted! But now it costs $3.50 a minute.


I wish the things that I buy from Walmart would actully last.

 

[Eisenkrieger]

but they out last you. you buy something there, but die on the way home in a tragic, yet only fatal to you accident that the s**t you bought survived.

i wish i had a potato canon. muwahahah twisted  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

Granted, but as soon as it arrives in the mail...another potato famine strikes! No more potatoes!
gonk


I wish I could beat my boyfriend at Dead or Alive.

 

[Mika Phoenix]

ya do... BUT THAN HE Turns into kenshiro from FIST OF THE NORTH STAR AND KILLS YOU VIA HEAD APSLODE PWNCH.
AT-TA!
....
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I wish SEGA SANSHIRO WAS STILL ALIVE. crying  

[blondforeva]

Granted, but u never get 2 see him

~I WISH I COULD FLY!~

 

[Mika Phoenix]

granted.. you fly to sun and *pssht*
burn and die. *sigh*
i wish i was god and JESUS WASN'T A JERK!
(comments: sega sure wasted time with NOT bringing sanshiro back. And i have issuses. sue me. biggrin )  

[SK Loda]

Granted, but The world turned to atheism and you ceased to exist

I wish I had a plate of hot Nachos.