Divorced Above Because...

[Nei1]

You are broke? I at least some money in my life,

Divorce Denboop for not supporting her.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Divorced Nei because I was afraid of her powerful magic.  

[Nei1]

Divorces TES for not supporting my hobby. crying  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

Divorced Nei because her ambitions for world domination seemed to take precedence over me *wipes a tear from his eye*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Ryzan for loving TES more than he loves me. crying  

[Denboop]

*Divorces TSH for loving Sandvich more than she loves me.* Why don't you marry it? Waaaaaahhhhh!!!  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Can't divorce a dead person, but marriage also ends when one of the people dies. Can't live without a head.  

[Denboop]

*Divorced TSH because of her senile dementia.* I swear, it's a stunt. You see me do it on stage every night.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Senile dementia? I'm 24.

-Divorces Denboop for accusing me of having an old person's condition-  

[Nei1]

Divorces Tensai Showa Hayata for wearing the royal crown. Only descents of Baldanza can use the crown.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Divorced Nei1 for not telling me she had children too. I LOVE children. <3  

[Denboop]

*Divorced TSH for spending more time on her pirate ship than at home.*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

What pirate ship?

Divorces Denboop for thinking I'm dressed as a pirate when I spent almost 290,000 gold on Her Infernal Majestys.  

[Denboop]

*Divorces TSH for spending too much money on clothes.* You're the reason we can't pay our mortgage!  

[wiccan j]

Divorces Denboop for not loving the arts!! scream Clothes are a form of art!!!