The Shadow of Hyrule

[Cerebral Perception]

I hate Underworld checkups..... They always find a way to hurt me when it's over.  

[Princess Zelda21]

*gently kisses Mitako's forehead* It's alright little one, he'll be back. What underworld check ups Jaxcam?  

[KBiT]

The Heiress of Death title requires regular physicals?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Yeah. That's the way the Underworld works.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Hmm, that's different. How often do they have you do those Jaxcam?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Every 1,000 years. Why?  

[KBiT]

At least you can look forward to another thousand years pain free Jaxcam  

[Princess Zelda21]

Just curious really, but why every 1,000 years Jaxcam?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Because it's cliche.  

[Princess Zelda21]

What do you mean cliche? There's nothing wrong with having a physical check up Jaxcam.  

[KBiT]

Maybe you should look into an alternate medical practitioner for future visits Jaxcam?  

[Princess Zelda21]

You could always go to the doctor here in Castle Town for check ups Jaxcam.  

[Cerebral Perception]

I have to do it with the Underworld doctor or I'm not allowed to be the Heiress of Death.  

[Princess Zelda21]

That doesn't sound right. Why would they restrict you to just the underworld physician?  

[Cerebral Perception]

It's the Underworld, it's their jobs to be a bunch of jackasses.