The "If...Then..." Game

[Ayame-Yuura]

... I'd be a total player for that whole day, party everywhere and hook up with everyone. See? That was a bad idea, wasn't it? biggrin

If you lived on the moon...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd stick a flag in it.


If you had your own flag...  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

It would be highly offensive to everyone.

If you were hurdling through space.....  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I'd be enjoying myself in zero gravity

...If you were sent a video of me having fun it outer space..  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'd ask why you didn't invite me...


If I used you for testing a flamethrower on...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

.. I'd have shot you beforehand

If I invited you to enjoy hurdling in outer space with me...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I would decline the offer

If the world suddenly exploded...  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

the universe as a whole would be better off.

If peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers......  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...He'd get burned

If Peter picked a peck of YOUR pickled peppers... without your permission...  

[Minnta Aloripma]

I would have to pick his eyes out

If I picked your eyes out...  

[Serrenedy]

I'd simotaniously(sp) tear your throat out

If I actually finished the Ballet homework I've been working on all weekend  

[Minnta Aloripma]

You would no longer have to worry about it

If I actually cared about school  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

You'd end up with a doctorate degree in a field you hate.

If Jesus is God's only son, but we are all children of God......  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Then it's complicated

If Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... kill it

If a wedding runs out of wine...