Welcome to the New Extreme [Ready to start taking Trolls]

[Zelly-fangirl]

>>Raye: Be a troll again

You'll have the text know your name is LUMARI RIGEDA. You also think the text should make up its mind already.

HP: Well, alright~
HP: But if we're g()ing t() l()()k int() this sessi()n at all I'm pr()bably g()ing t() need a bit ()f y()ur help, sweetie~
HP: Y()u kn()w h()w bad I am with c()mputers~

>>Text: Have ADD

STRIKE A POSE BECAUSE s**t JUST GOT REAL. Actually it really didn't. So your posing is incredibly silly and unwarranted right now. Thankfully you hear the telltale signs of imps approaching and scurry off to go kill s**t. You also resist the urge to collect your new friend's grist because this really isn't your land.

 

[omgIisonfiyah]

AA: Sounds interesting, oh by the way, I'm heading up the stairs now.

You say this just as you make it upstairs to see your friend.

"What's up dude?"  

[Mad Haru]

"Oh, hello. This card... take a look at it."

You throw the card at him, and you then remember that you never mastered the art of card throwing. It lands on the floor, shamefully.

> Trolls: Be Trolls

WL: oh no. i'm NO GOOD WITH COMPUTERS either.  

[Zelly-fangirl]

HP: ()h, poo~

harmoniousPalette began trolling stepfordMagician

HP: M()iran, sweetie, are y()u any g()()d with c()mputers~?
HP: I may need a bit ()f y()ur help ()ver here~
HP: Aler()n dear might need it t()()~
HP: It seems s()me()ne started a new sessi()n that we ()ught t() l()()k int()~

((Random note: I am kicking myself right now for picking such a painful quirk to remember. XD ))  

[M3Gnificent]

You merilly join the fray, stabbing things merilly as you merilly ignore the fountains of grist squirting about. Merilly.

>>Gale: Be someone less repetative.

Your name is MOIRAN ANGORA and you are BORED OUT OF YOUR ******** MIND. Hopping around the place doesn't please you like it normally does. (To be fair, though, you've caught your long mane in every other thing you've come across today.) You consider pestering someone or working on a small virus or something, but before you have the chance, it seems someone has decided to pester you for once. Hm. Fancy that.

SM: sur3 ^m!
SM: just gimm3 a s3c
SM: ...
SM: w^it. ******** class="postcontent-align-center" style="text-align: center">Even you know that the game is bad news. A pain in the a** that leaves little time for attention. You seriously hope that Lumari's intuition is just as terrible as her computer skills, but this you highly doubt.

[Zelly-fangirl]

HP: Mhm~
HP: S()me()ne started playing SGRUB again~
HP: ()r whatever the human equivalent is called ()n their w()rld~
HP: I'd assume the humans did it since we've been warned n()t t() play it~
HP: Unless it reached an()ther w()rld entirely~
HP: Well whatever species is playing it, the p()int is that s()me()ne is playing it~! >.<  

[M3Gnificent]

SM: gog d^mnit
SM: if its not us m3ssing s**t up with th^t d^mn g^m3 its som3 oth3r shmuck
SM: so
SM: ^ny pl^ns on h^ndling th3 issu3?  

[omgIisonfiyah]

"Well that's interesting. Oh yeah, we never introduced ourselves did we, I'm Blue."

You introduce yourself, glad the guy doesn't seem to wonder about your AWESOME NINJA GARB. Then again, between imps and a transforming gun, he probably has other things to worry about  

[Zelly-fangirl]

HP: Aler()n dear thinks we sh()uld l()()k int() it~
HP: H()pefully get s()me idea ()f why we failed~
HP: Maybe try t() help this bunch fr()m messing up t()()~
HP: This pesky game just seems t() make things far t()() hard f()r its players if y()u ask me~  

[M3Gnificent]

SM: its schmuck b^it, pur3 ^nd simpl3
SM: p3opl3 ^r3 suppos3d to find it
SM: suppos3d to scr3w th3ms3lv3s ov3r
SM: th^ts th3 whol3 friggin point of this g^m3 i think
SM: it 3xists to c^us3 troubl3
SM: not 3v3n th3 funny kind  

[Zelly-fangirl]

HP: S(), c()uld I get that c()mputer help, please~?
HP: Maybe s()me way t() c()nnect with the new players~?  

[M3Gnificent]

You look over the text you typed, rather amused by the disonance between the words spoken (typed) and tone used. (Well, would have used.) You wonder if you are always this contradictory. Then, of course, Lumari brings you back to the original point of her message. Which was getting her computer fixed. Before replying you briefly wonder if you were the one to mess with her computer. Probably not, considering that you preffered to reserve that joke for a certain egotist who just wouldn't get a clue.

SM: oh, right
SM: b3 th3r3 in ^ jiffy

With that, you wander off from your computer, completely forgetting to log off as you go on to help your friend with her computer issues.

 

[Zelly-fangirl]

It wasn't so much that your computer was broken, just that you lacked the computer know how of a human third grader. The only way you managed to communicate with your friends at all was sheer routine of clicking the same buttons on Trollian every time. In fact, you're pretty sure it was your lusus who set the thing up to begin with, rest its furry soul.

 

[M3Gnificent]

You walk at a careful pace, not too quickly so as to get your hair caught in something again yet not so slowly as to take an eternity and a half to reach your destination. As you walk along, you briefly wonder how Lumari could have gone on as long as she did with her terrible computer skills.

 

[Mad Haru]

((Zelly how would the trolls know what a human is))

> Aleron: Use the intercom.

Oh, you suppose. You suppose it would be a waste not to. After all, you had your friendsubjects help install it. It would be a waste not to use it.

"ATTENTION, EVERYONE. we have, through UNKNOWN METHODS which i have yet to verify, DISCOVERED A NEW SESSION OF SGRUB. i know, i know, OURS ENDED HORRIBLY. since, as we've been told, WE DID CREATE THE UNIVERSE IN WHICH THIS SESSION PRESIDES, there may be some CONNECTION between the two."

You pause.

"i have also been asked to request that someone STOP PLAYING FILMS STARRING TROLL WILL SMITH."