Jaffar's Wish Making Corruption

[lycoris_moon29]

your wish is granted but somehow, Nicktoons gets a hold of KH and turns it into an avatar element bending keyblade movie with catdog and hey arnold as your team.

i wish i had a baseball.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but it made out of plastic.

I wish I have some seasalt ice cream.  

[Alixraen]

your wish is granted, but it melts in your lap

i wish i was a pirate...  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but then ninjas will come and beat you to a bloody pulp.

I wish KH1 Final Mix is not Japanese release only and sent it to US.  

[lycoris_moon29]

your wish is granted but then they make another fm with even more stuff and it doesnt come to america. (i was gonna say then we dont get FM+ but i want that)

i wish for some food.  

[triox]

youre wish is granted but the food will be too old to eat


i wish i had special powers  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but your powers are suck.

I wish I could Drive Form like Sora did.  

[Alixraen]

Your wish is granted but your only form is "Whiny 5-year-old".

I wish I had some sun here...  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but you will get sun burn.

I wish Vincent was in Kingdom Hearts.  

[lycoris_moon29]

your wish is granted but you dont get his gun or his cool powers.

i wish i had bacon.  

[Alixraen]

Your wish is granted but it's raw.

I wish there was an amish comedian.  

[Jisen Meizuki]

Your wish is granted, but their comedies are not funny.

I wish I had a machine that tells the difference if the rumors are true or not.  

[lycoris_moon29]

your wish is granted but you dont have the right power source to work it.

i wish i had the skill to...uh...hm...i said that already...i wish i had a good job!  

[Revolutious]

Your wish is granted but at the job you are the only women there and the guys are all pervert-horndogs. (how ya like that)

I wish i could use Ninjutsu very well.  

[lycoris_moon29]

(-twitch-) Your wish is granted but you can only use the stupid ninjitsu like sexy no jutsu or secret finger point no jutsu.

i wish bush would get hurt by some strange happening that causes him to realize he cant be the president and that obama or hillary should be.