Make a KH wish and have it go horribly corrupted!

[shadekitsune]

Wish granted but one of fanboys found but she suffer from amnesia so I guess your safe for now.

Axel: We are so dead shade gonk

Don't look so guilty. sweatdrop

I wish pwnd_by_twlt would stop ruining our kairi bashing and joined the anti-kairi party.

cool whee  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas:Wish granted but he will turn on us

Xemnas i want to granted it

Xemnas:You always granted the wishes


Then i make the wish

Xemnas:Ok fine make a wish

Now you made me forget

Xemnas:LOL

I wish... ummmm...I wish Xemnas can use the keyblade too

Xemnas: twisted  

[shadekitsune]

Umm.. I don't wanna ruin this wish Xemnas will kill me! gonk Axel u do it.

Axel: Your such a chicken shade. Wish granted but since you don't have a heart it automatically went away. Tough luck.

Your gonna get it

Axel: So are you

Alright I wish kairi got her heart taken away by Xemnas and he sliced it into pieces.
Axel: wow, that's awsome twisted  

[brattymatt64]

im bored!!!!!!!!!  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas:Axel can you come to my office right NOW!!

Axel:Oh s**t

LOL

Wish granted but Xemnas and I still want to kill her some more twisted

*Axel runs bye screaming HE'S GOING TO KILL ME!!! and falls down*


Xemnas:AXEL COME BACK HERE!!! scream

Hee Hee

*Yells* Xemnas do you want to make the wish??

*come the the corner and looks at me*

Xemnas:No i need to catch Axel

Ok I wi-*Axel comes screaming next to me*

Axel:I wish Xemnas will be my friend and not try to kill me

Xemnas:AXEL! evil  

[shadekitsune]

lol told ya, wish granted but as a joke he sent demyx after you to drench you in water thus messing up you hair.

Axel:NOO! sUPRISED WATER ATTACKS N ME MAKES ME FRIZZ UP! gonk

sorry axel but it is better than him killing you

True but now I want revenge. I wish I played a huge practical joke on xemnas that ruined his reputation and his hair twisted

*sighs* your gonna get it.  

[pwnd_by_twlt]

Hmm... I'll grant your wish Axel twisted Sadly,this happens after you pull you prank...

Xemnas: Axel... could you go to room 901 for me?

Axel: Why do I have to go to room 901???

Xemnas: DO IT OR I'LL SICK SAIX ON YOU AGAIN!!!

AXEL: Anything but that!

Xemnas: Then get going!

*Axel runs to room 901, then walks in*

Axel: Now, what was in this room again?

*sees Larxene changing*

Larxene: ... DIE PERV!!! DIE!!!!!!!

Axel: HOLY SHI- *gets stabed in multiple areas*

*meanwhile...*

Xemnas: That was a spectacular prank you suggested to me pwnd_by_twlt!

See! I can be evil and devious too twisted

Well, I wish that Axel gets whats coming to him ten-fold ninja  

[Fire_Queen713]

wish granted but i pull a prank on you beacuse your trying get on Xemnas good side

Xemnas:LOL i dont think i have to good side

Ya you do it when you dont kill them like me biggrin

Xemnas:im your friend duh

i wish pwnd_by_twlt cant become friends with Xemnas or anyone in the Kairi haters group

Xemnas:Im I the leader twisted

yup and im in second commoned twisted  

[shadekitsune]

Axel: I want a leardership position. gonk

your more of a comedy relief person of the group.Oh yeah wish granted but he only joins so he can one day take xemnas's position and change it to the kairi protection movement.

Axel:*ponders at the thought* cool call me the lieason of anti-kairi comedy.

Has a ring to it. now make a wish

Axel: As leason of anti-kairi comedy I wish every every member was given a kairi punching bag.

lol 3nodding

Axel: What not just comedy but also stress relief plus it will keep Xemnas from killing you when he discovers you ate his fravorite cookies.. twisted twisted

I didn't eat his cookies. Oh God Axel, Axel you need to tell to tell him the truth! OMG gonk  

[Fire_Queen713]

Xemnas:which one of you morons ate my cookies

*shade and Axel run out of the room really fast.I'm just sits there watching* Hee Hee

*I yelled* Wait Xemnas come back here i know who ate ur cookies* 1 min later

Xemnas:Fire_Queen who dare to eat my cookies

twisted wait i need to granted the wish but its not as fun as kill the real one

Xemnas:Ok you granted the wish now who ATE MY COOKIES!!!

ummm... Kairi

Xemnas:How did Kairi get in here??

ummm well i think pwnd_by_twlt let her in and hid her and gave her ur cookies twisted

Xemnas:So Kairi and pwnd_by_twlt r going to pay for eating my cookies


Hee Hee

I wis-*the door slams open Saix comes in*

Saix: There you r sir i was looking for you

Saix you were looking for Xemnas

Saix:Ya

Why

Saix:He just ran off saying he had to go kill someone with someone

OH hee hee that must be me

Saix:Xemnas is trying to kill u, u didnt look very tough

No no no u have it all wrong

Saix:Ya right now perpare to die

Sh*t *starts to run* I wish Saix know the truth

Saix:GET BACK HERE!!  

[shadekitsune]

*yells down the hallway*Wish granted but he still wants to use you as target practice*runs into Axel's room and locks the door*

Axel:*comes out from under his bed with a jar of cookies* So Kairi and pwnd_by_twlt are gonna get blamed for what I did huh*eats a cookie* heheh thankyou fire queen. twisted

*sighs and sits on his bed*It's only a matter of time til xemnas finds out the truth axel.

Axel:*eats another cookie *Want one* shade shakes her head no* come on it's fudge chip. smile

* Takes a cookie* thanks. Okay we're safe for now only once xemnas is done with kairi will we probably have to run again sweatdrop
Axel:provided he finds out we stole his cookies 3nodding

what do you mean we gonk , oh forget hopefully this wish will provide us sometime. I wish xemnas took several hours to catch kairi and pwnd_by_twlt

Axel: wanna play virtual fighter 5. It'll take your nerves off xemnas. relax wink

fine *hooks up PS3* okay loser of 5 matches has to go and get milk for these cookies. smile

Axel: Your on cool  

[Fire_Queen713]

*Axel comes out of the room to get milk for the cookies but when he did he ran into Xemnas and Axel had cookie crums on his face*

Xemnas:Axel you have crums on ur face

Axel:Sh*t

Xemnas:SO YOU TOOK MY COOKIES!!!

*Axel trys to run but Xemnas is holding on his hood*

Xemnas:AXEL GO MAKE ME MORE OF MY COOKIES OR UR HEAD IS MINE!!

ok anyway wish was kind of granted

XEMNAS,SAIX IS TRYING TO KILL ME AGAIN!!!

Saix:Xemnas isn't going to help u

*Xemnas comes in the room* Xemnas: Saix wat r u doing to Fire_queen?

Saix:Ummm.. nothing sir

Xemnas:Can u put her down then

Saix:Hee Hee srry sweatdrop

Xemnas:Saix can u go make sure Axel is making the cookies i told him to make

Saix:Right on it
*Saix leave the room*

Thank Xem-*Xemnas stops me*

Xemnas:If he kill you i could

What did i do?

Xemnas: You told me Kairi and pwnd_by_twlt took my cookies but Shade and Axel had my cookies so ur going to pay for telling me the wrong person who took my cookies

But i thought we were friends

Xemnas:Ya but not right now i will get you a 5 second start

*Starts to run* I wish Xemnas will STOP chazeing me and we can plot to kill Kairi  

[shadekitsune]

*sneakes out of Axels room with the jar of cookies* I can't believe Axel ate 3/4 of the cookies. I only had two. I wonder if he'll burn the cookies confused

*sees fire queen and xemnas run by* oh crap looks like xemnas found out sweatdrop . oh yeah wish granted, he's not going to kill you but he's still going to get you for lying.

Heheh i'm in the clear Xemnas won't get me. Oh yeah oh yea-*bumps intoRoxas* hey roxas your hehehe back.


Roxas: *sighs* I leave you and Axel for a couple of hours and all this happens. Where is Axel anyway

In the kitchen making cookies for Xemnas. He stole them

Roxas:*wipes crumbs from shades face* I see you had some as well. What's with the cookiejar

Going to give it back to Xemnas

Roxas: I do it. you make the next wish.* runs off with cookies*

Hey give it back. *sigh* I wish Xemnas continued with his plans to kill kairi *goes to join axel in the kitchen* wonder if he needs any help  

[Fire_Queen713]

*shade walks in the kitchen and sees Saix yelling at Axel*

Saix:Axel u moron wat r u trying to do burn the place down

Axel:Maybe

Shade:Axel do you need he-

Saix:Shade get the hell out of here NOW!! evil

*Shade runs out and hits Xemnas when she did*

Xemnas:Shade wat were you doing in there

Shade: Nothing
*i come from out nowhere*

What r u guys doing?? I guess i will granted the wish, wish granted but Xemnas is to buzy eating cookies

Xemnas:I dont have any cookies yet

I thought Roxas was bring u the 1/4 that is left

Xemnas:1/4!!! *looks at shade* WAT THE HELL DID U DO WITH MY COOKIES!!

Xemnas you can make the wish for ur cookies or to get the cookie jar from Roxas

Xemnas:I wish i had all my cookies back and i will eat them all

Want this Crunch Bar that i had in my pocket??

Xemnas:Temting but no

biggrin I tryed  

[shadekitsune]

uh uh uh..*steps back towards the door* Wish granted but- eek

Xemnas:*glaring at me* but what. evil

*really fast* but there was only one left since roxas ate the rest. I only ate two before I gave it to roxas*runs out the door* Roxas!! eek

Axel: Run shade run!! Run and hide!!

Saix:wow she can run.

Fire_Queen: yeah she is but- *looks at the floor cool

Xemnas: *looks at the floor* but her flames left embers on the floor. I'll find her. twisted

*hides in closet in my room with doors and windows locked* I wish Xemnas gets sidetracked from searching for me. I'm gonna get roxas.

*hears bang on the door* oh sh*t please don't let it be