Magical Soda Machine

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: robbed by otakus gonk

Inserts: broken glasses  

[Maune]

Gets a diamond necklace eek
Inserts a box of condoms xp  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets Pwned by Japanese Cartoons with English voice-overs stressed

Inserts "1-Up" Mushroom xp  

[Maune]

Gets an extra life
Inserts a bottle of hot sauce  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Gets a Pikachu keychain.

Inserts Dentyne gum wrapper  

[Maune]

Gets a Officer Dougherty plushie xp
Inserts a crossbow  

[Nei1]

Gets some flying arrows.
Inserts a castle.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Gets a moat with an unknown creature in it.

Inserts a monitor wipe.  

[Eileen50]

Gets an aresol can of "Duster" for moisture-free dust and lint removal.

Inserts empty sunflower seed shells.  

[Maune]

Gets a bowl of ice cream
Inserts a metal fork  

[Nei1]

Gets a spoon.
Inserts ...there is no spoon.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Keanu Reeves

Inserts: Keanu's accent  

[Psyzapp]

Gets to see a far away land.

Inserts a souvenir  

[Icy Reign]

gets a t-shirt that says "I Caught Swine Flu in Mexico and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt!"

*inserts bacon*  

[Suede_Shoes]

gets pig.

inserts pig as a boar. It was missing for quite a while.