| What's grosser than gross? |
| 10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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| 1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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| Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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| The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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| Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 3, 3
Total: 8 (3-24)
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 Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:42 am
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 8, 7
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:54 am
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Esme Marie Cullen Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid enters the training room and is immediately slashed with a saber. It ignites its own saber in defense and slashes blindly as it has yet to find out where the attack even came from.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 195
Esme=195 Droid 5=195-55=140 Esme=195-? Droid 5=140-55-55=30
Esme grins, feeling a surge of victory nearby. She claps her arms over the droid’s ears and a loud ringing fills the air. Esme scraps the droid for a few dollars and wheels out another.
Esme=250
Droid 5=scrap heap 🔥
Droid 6=250-55=195 |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
1, 3, 8
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:46 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 4, 5
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 4:51 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 8, 8
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 8:46 am
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 2, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:20 pm
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 4, 5
Total: 13 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:27 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
the girl is weaker today, she has a large shiel protecting her, goes in for the attack! big hack saw lol 2hits -110 to the droid!
The droid spins in a circle while holding the scimitar and sledgehammer out. It becomes a whirlwind of both sharp and blunt destruction. It edges itself toward the girl.
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 85
(Your calculations are quite inaccurate, meatbag. Anything from 5 to *BRZZZT!* 8 is a hit for 55 damage. Your simple soft brain has convinced you that you're not doing as well as you truly are.
This is further evidence that the *BRZZZT! galaxy will be better when the droids finally become the ones in the positions of power and authority! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
2, 7, 2
Total: 11 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:29 am
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
7, 7, 7
Total: 21 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 7:50 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
6, 2, 8
Total: 16 (3-24)
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:35 am
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DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
the girl is weaker today, she has a large shiel protecting her, goes in for the attack! big hack saw lol 2hits -110 to the droid!
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 85
(Your calculations are quite inaccurate, meatbag. Anything from 5 to *BRZZZT!* 8 is a hit for 55 damage. Your simple soft brain has convinced you that you're not doing as well as you truly are.
This is further evidence that the *BRZZZT! galaxy will be better when the droids finally become the ones in the positions of power and authority!
Nonono! say it isn' true! I shall defeat you! for humanity! |
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Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:39 am
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Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DD-SCRAPS Queentintin DARN! no hits! droid's gonna hurt me! lol
Queentintin = 195
Droid = 250
the girl is weaker today, she has a large shiel protecting her, goes in for the attack! big hack saw lol 2hits -110 to the droid!
Queentintin = 140
Droid = 85
(Your calculations are quite inaccurate, meatbag. Anything from 5 to *BRZZZT!* 8 is a hit for 55 damage. Your simple soft brain has convinced you that you're not doing as well as you truly are.
This is further evidence that the *BRZZZT! galaxy will be better when the droids finally become the ones in the positions of power and authority!Nonono! say it isn' true! I shall defeat you! for humanity!
2 hits, the droid is done! biggrin
new droid tomorrow! |
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 2, 8
Total: 15 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:48 am
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DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 5:50 am
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Esme Marie Cullen DD-SCRAPS The droid activates its close-contact security feature which projects sharp spikes of titanium from its chassis.
Esme Marie Cullen = 85
Droid = 85
Esme=250 Droid 1=Scrap pile Droid 2=250-55=195
The droid's eyes black out while it scrambles to look for that dang battery. It hears the girl approaching, though, and wildly blasts in the general vicinity of the noise while it searches.
Esme Marie Cullen = 195
Droid = 195
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Esme Marie Cullen rolled 3 8-sided dice:
5, 1, 6
Total: 12 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:03 am
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Queentintin rolled 3 8-sided dice:
4, 4, 1
Total: 9 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:51 am
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