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Deathfrost

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:24 pm
lol because she clearly couldn't accept that I am not a man whore (as some other can't seem to accept either lol)... lol  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:19 am
lol he lives in denial..lol  

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Deathfrost

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:04 pm
because she only married me so that she could have sex with my two friends (who just happened to be girls and also strippers lol)  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:06 pm
he only married me because of my breasts, which im ok with, but all he would do was stare so i divorced him  

BornToPlease


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:12 pm
they divorced me cause i didnt feed the footstools stare  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:28 pm
because he borred my gold bike and never gave it back xd  

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blazing_fomar

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:12 pm
because there's too much white and red, and that makes pink, and pink is the color of WAR!  
PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:17 pm
kept pricking me with the sword on my a**  

BornToPlease


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:19 pm
the penguin attacked me gonk  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:29 am
he was obessed with bacon (yummy bacon xd )  

Deadbeat Nightmare

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Xxlove_dreamerxX

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:50 am
finished dream avi haha lolz  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:35 pm
because she finished her dream avi?  

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Avocado Avenger12

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:52 pm
when we got married I figured she was just colorblind  
PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:28 pm
he was always so green ..lol  

Deadbeat Nightmare

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Malaswang Asal

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:35 pm
because she didn' wear panties lol XD
by the way u r glowing  
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