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[Keisaku Hakurei]

Has Medusa stand in the thread's field of view.  

[Nei1]

*has the thread closes it's eyes*  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Appears out of nowhere and uses the Shun Goku Satsu on the thread.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQgRVZzABzY  

[Nei1]

*edits the database for the thread*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*Wonders what's gonna' happen next!* gonk  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Gives the thread the kiss of death.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

*resuscitates the thread* cool  

[Nei1]

*edits the address for the thread 0x343a5bb5a to making it too corrupt to read*  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

Oh man! Where am I?!? gonk  

[Nei1]

SP-O Wlm Dougherty

Oh man! Where am I?!? gonk

You do NOT what to know.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Sells the thread's soul to the Devil for wealth and power.  

[Kits Rose]

*paints the thread with red and white stripes*  

[Nei1]

*formats the partition resulting in ALL data loss of the thread*  

[Chef_Karrie]

*stuffs the thread with brownies*  

[SophieDarling PhD]

summons Eden.