Magical Soda Machine

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: Sushi Error

Inserts: Cheese Error  

[bandaidd]

gets a huge assortment of cheeses from all over the world! YES!

inserts gouda wrapper  

[KommandoKat]

Gets Swiss Cheese

Inserts Hole Punch  

[Maune]

Gets a Hawaiian punch

Inserts a Marker  

[bandaidd]

gets a Mark, Mark here and a Mark, Mark there; here a Mark, there a Mark, everywhere a MarkMark.

inserts Old MacDonald  

[Maune]

Gets Some Fresh Taco Bell Burritos

Inserts A Pair Of Socks  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets a brand, new CAR!!!! No wait.. all I got is sock lint.. stare

Inserts a jar of wishful thinking.  

[Icy Reign]

gets the "Make All Your Wishes Come True: Guide For Dummies". stressed

*inserts $59.95 m.o. for the complete series*  

[Nei1]

Gets the entire Dummies books.
Inserts Breathing for Dummies.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Gets: an emergency oxygen tank {in case I forget how to breathe}

Inserts: a quarter  

[Icy Reign]

gets an "Add Additional .50 cents" notice! stressed

*inserts .50 cents worth of wooden nickels*  

[Nei1]

Gets splinters in her mouth.
Inserts toothpicks.  

[Flame Knightmaer]

gets a model of a pirate ship

*inserts Davey Jones's Locker*  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets a guitar signed by Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, Michael Nesmith, and Peter Tork

*inserts a power rangers action figure still in the box*  

[QuietStorm XII]

Gets a... power ranger fanboy...

Inserts a horribly beaten up...fanboy xd